Day 2 of my wife's Positivity Challenge.
Oh what a glorious day for smiling and laughing.
I'm so happy I could poop sunshine and fart flowers. (Fart Blossom?)
The world is great.
Crime is fun.
The Evening News is child-safe.
Politicians are very trustworthy, monogamous, upstanding role models.
Now that my hair is growing out (see blog character in upper left hand corner), I could probably be on the second season of Jersey Shore.
That's a Classy show!
Yes, life is just grand.
Even the people in Haiti are happy, especially the still alive ones.
Now that everything has calmed down, they can get back to their practicing VooDoo.
Which makes them very giggly.
LOST starts back up tonight! That's AWESOME!
Well, I think this fills my quota for niceness for today.
Day 2=WIN
27 comments:
uhhh...no...not a win
but I feel sorry for you, you really aren't funny when your not mean...wait you were still mean...wait...uh *crickets chirping*
anynotfunny, I'll let you out of the challenge...you being nice, your bromo Travis getting a gig w/o you---watching you have to deal with both is too much
edit "when you're not mean"
You're like a little ray of goddamn bloggy sunshine aren't you?
I totally disagree. This was effin hysterical. You are really challenging your funny bone trying to be inventive with the happy happy joy joy humor!
I like the way you wear sunshine!
Was that a unicorn at the end of that rainbow?
Ed, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT. SHE IS TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO A LIBERAL. TURN AROUND AND RUN!!!
Fart Blossom - Hilarious!
This is so hard for you isn't it?! haha oh well.. it's pretty fun to watch people suffer. And your still funny when nice. So that's cool too.
Hmmmm....I think this little challenge is building character.
I just wish I could see your face as you type out these thoughts. The deadpan expression I imagine has me rolling on the floor.
You know, it is very probable for you to be joining Trav on Tyra....
I JUST found out that LOST is on tonight.
I'm pretty sure a fart blossom is on the menu at Medieval Times.
LOL @ Coffeypot
I would totally watch Jersey Shore if you were on it.
Darn I missed day 1. Ahem.
How long to we have to wait until the real guy comes back?
how nice:) BTW, I hate nice...
Now I can put the knife down. The world is far too wonderful to go on a killing spree and remove people from it.
Crime IS fun. Especially if you push people down and then take their money! You get money AND get to laugh at them!!! TWO wins!
I poop flowers and fart sunshine.
Clogs the toilet. Very messy.
I like your way better.
Is anyone taking bets yet?
That post totally creeped me out.
I agree. With the part about Jersey Shore being a classy show. Because I'm going to be positive AND cultured today.
I love this shiny jazz handy version of you. LOL.
Ed, Did you find your smile?
Did Travis help you find your smile?
All sunshine and roses
Well, aren't you a Sweetheart. LMAO.
Oh and don't knock Lost! Lol. Or VooDoo - it'll come back to bite ya.
I think envisioning you doing the happy happy jazz hands, made my day!! LOL!
Crime, especially when it involves Fart Blossoms, is fun indeed.
Farting flowers after that homemade chili again?
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