Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Tuesday Quickie
Over Dinner Last Night:
10 yr old: “I bet not many people came to Adam or Eve’s birthday parties.”
Wife & ME: *laughing*
5 yr old: “Who’s Adam & Eve?”
Wife: “They were the first people God created.”
10yr old: “He made man out of mud, and woman out of glass. That way, if she was bad, he could smash her into pieces.”
Wife & ME: *laughing*
Wife: “That’s not true!”
ME: “He used one of Adam’s ribs.”
5 yr old: “So, he made Adam & Eve before he made Jesus?”
Wife: “Well,…kind of….”
Me: “Jesus always existed with God in Heaven, but came to Earth in man’s form later.”
5yr old: “I bet that before people, God & Jesus just sat around playing board games all the time.”
10 yr old: “Yeah, but it was probably like this”…*gets up and starts imitating the Old Man from the Pixar short who is playing Chess with himself in the park*….
Wife & ME: *laughing*
Wife: “Right…..because they are one in the same”
My kids.
I have no idea where they come up with this stuff.
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23 comments:
My favorite part...
“He made man out of mud, and woman out of glass."
The apple doesn't fall far from the big mouthed tree, does it?
Kids are so funny!
Kids are typically good blog material....
Case in point right here. ;)
Yep! He made man out of mud...that's why we act like pigs. And He made woman out of a rib close to the man's heart so she would know exactly were to put the dagger when the man acted like a pig.
When my students say the rib thing, I usually respond with, "Men and women have the same amount of ribs." They look at me all puzzled then I just shrug and move on.
I don't teach in a Christian school so it's not really in my curriculum to teach anything more.
Glass. Well, at least we're sparkly.
Glass. Well, at least we're sparkly.
Wow...your kids are smart, man. I didn't know who Adam and Eve were till just now! And who is this Jesus? Haha, kidding.
Kids are just too funny sometimes!
So he can smash her. (In hulk voice) God SMash!!!
Ah, kids are fucking hilarious...and awesome blog fodder.
Glass so that when we(women) are bad, man can crush us? WTF? You teachin' your kids Ed?
Ah dude...Adrienzgirl scooped me...I'm proud that your kids don't think Eve was created out of Adam's shit or something...
This is one of the many reasons you have children: entertainment. Other reasons are child labor and ensuring there's someone to care for your incontinent behind in your "golden" years. That convo is freakin' hilarious! I love listening to kids attempt to understand difficult concepts such as God or heaven. Not that we understand much either sometimes!
Poor Adam and Eve with their sad lonely birthday parties
Adam was born with glass bones and paper skin. Tell your kids that, they'll know what I'm talking about.
I can imagine Adam blowing off Eve's birthday party.
"Yeah, I'd love to come. But I've already got plans"
"Plans? With who?"
"Ummm... the snake"
I don't get it.
Signed,
Random Jewish Guy
Do they think that Noah's Ark was like a Disney cruise? THAT would be awesome.
Dude.
Your child explained two parts of the Trinity using a Pixar film.
Get that kid a film deal, and just pass the plates.
Seriously though, that's kind of deep. Proud of him!
if only he knew man was really made out of poop - not mud
Actually, God made woman first. He gave her three breasts. She told him that two were all she could use.
So he said, "What do I do with the useless boob?"
And so, was made man.
stolen from film "Prairie Home Companion"
It's because children don't try to control their imaginations!
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