Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Tuesdays Quickies......

You are all officially invited to the Pig Roast.

Actually, it's a comedy roast for my favorite piggy. Travis had his 100th post today, and we're roasting his bacon good.

Come on over! There's PLENTY to go around.


Travis said...

Listen. I've got a call in to Google for your flogging. You stir up more shit than a toilet at...well...MY HOUSE!

Suurisly. I love you. Thanks for the roast!

Aleta said...

Sounds like fun, I'm heading over!

Ducky said...

I don't think flogging will really phase ya Ed... I'm working on something much more torturous... give me some time to put it together.... *insert evil laugh*

adrienzgirl said...

Well, I used to like you, but after that, I don't think I want to be friends no more! You are AN ASS. Not to be confused with asshole, but the WHOLE ass. SUCK IT!

How's that for subliminal?

Did you get the story there bubs? Huh, did ya?

Nice one! Just wait till I put my rhymes to work on you. Mr. Funny Man!

Deborah said...

Is Congratulations enough?

Dame Nuisance said...

Thanks for stopping by and becoming a follower! The more, the snarkier, the merrier!


it was a pleasure visiting travis's place. a real pleasure.

Tamara Dawn said...

I just have one question...What's with all the typos??

Are you trying to overcompensate for something by adding that extra "t"?

Oh and it's Bullet. Not Bullit. Like Mullet...you should know that.

Ripping people is cool and all, Ed, but you work for the gubment. (I know how to spell it, I'm just showing you what a tard you are!) You are an example of our tax dollars hard at work.

Now we all know how much work you are getting done *cough*cough* but at the very least try to come off as somewhat educated in your comments!

I got 2 words for you.

Spell Check.

You idiot.

Ok that was four.



Lee said...

Okay...gotta go and check it out.

Travis said...


Ducky said...

It's been like five minutes and I'm still laughing out loud at Adrienzgirl!

Tamara Dawn said...
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Tamara Dawn said...

I kid! I kid!

It's because you called my vag worn out. I pride myself on having a nice vag. I practice my kegals, DIY wax (yeeouuuch!) and I have stock in FDS.

It's like an ice cream paint job up in here!

Ask the firemen...they'll tell you! ;p

Moooooog35 said...

For a split second I thought you were cooking Kirstey Alley.

adrienzgirl said...

OMG! Cheesecake has busted out with badass on the comments today! I laughed so hard I peed a little bit!

Ice cream paint job?

That's awesome.

Travis said...
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Travis said...

I have officially started the greatest blogging/comments/roasting/ice cream vajay war ever today.

Go me.

Ed said...

Congrats Travis, you deserved it.

Most of you I have already responded to individually, so I won't waste extra comment space doing it here.

If your new here, or just heading over to check out Travis for the first time, You won't be disappointed.

Thanks for letting me publicly disgrace the following people....Travis, Jeff, adrienzgirl, Daffy, and Tamara. I usually reserve that treatment for my wife, but you all deserve it.

I love you all.

Moooog35....Travis could be confused with Kristie Alley, except that Kristie has had occasional periods of skinny.

And Tamara....well, we've already discussed the typo comment, and what a nice try that was.
As for your Vag, I'm sure it's lovely, but I took your advise and called your local Fire Dept to verify.
I was told that not only is it exquisite, but the fireman have even installed a pole(or several) so that they may slide right in.
They said there's room for all their hoses, as well.

Anonymous said...

Hey 100 posts! That is a milestone, keep on bloggin!

Secretia (Secret Story Time)

Narm said...

I call the bacon.


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