Note to self: NEVER again ask new guy from downstairs how he's been!....NEVER!.......In fact, NEVER talk to new guy again!..........Seriously! Least you forget the tonsillectomy story of 2009!
Honestly people! Don't we all know by now that when someone says, "What's Up?" or "Hey, how ya doing!", during casual conversation, that doesn't mean the person wants a 25 minute description of your latest medical procedure?!?!?! They were just trying to be polite. You know, like saying "Hi!". ...............idiot
Okay ladies. Riddle me this. Why do women who work in buildings with hard floors and echoy hallways always wear such loud heels?....*Clumpty, clackity, clippity, clumpty, CLACKITY,CLIPPITY,CLUMPTY,Clackity,clippity,clumpity*........Cheesy Fries! What are you doing, pulling a Budweiser wagon, lady?!?! Either wear quieter shoes or don't walk so determined.
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