First,
There has been some wacky news stories of late. You'll have to look them up for yourself, but let me summarize here:
1. A young blond model was horribly and tragically disfigured when she walked into the turning propellor of an airplane. This story is terrible and I'm ashamed for laughing. But I did.
2. A Southern California couple returning home was nearly beaten to death by a naked body-builder who had camped out on their front porch in a steriod induced rage. Hulk SMASH!
3. A Detroit mother of 6 traded in her $96,000 home for a $6,000 mini-van with 86,000 miles on it. That is one HELL of a used car salesman.
Now,
Here's some stuff from the web that made me laugh over the last week or so.
6 comments:
...light sprinkling of confetti from ceiling...
:-) Funny stuff!!
Pearl
HAHAHA!!! I heard the one about the blonde model this morning, at first, I winced and said, "Oh, shit" and then it dawned on me the reporter said blonde model walks into propeller... yes, I am ashamed to say it, I giggled.
I liked the Santa Clause one. 'Tis the season!
Bitches do love respect!
I liked the letter to Santa. That fat f*ck better get that boy his Gaga doll or a whole can of whoop ass is going to be opened. Maybe Santa's face will meet a propeller?
Very funny. I think Tommy lives in Vegas. I saw him on the strip yesterday. Btw, yes I'm a bitch...I'm in Vegas...and i'm toasted. Bitches do like toast. Just sayin'.
AWESOME...bring me some toast!
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