Like when I want to make fun of the pending Apocalypse.
I need to apologize to our Lord and Savior for this next one.
He doesn't normally speak in Typos.
Should have been "wins". Not "win". Sorry Jesus.
I was so proud of this next one, and couldn't understand why no one laughed and told me how clever I was.
It was Macho Man Randy Savage that died hours before the Apocalypse.
NOT Rowdy Roddy Piper.
My wife said, "If you are going to make jokes about current events, you should probably pay more attention to them, so you actually know what you are talking about."
Thanks for the tip, wife.
And Thanks for screwing up my AWESOME joke, Dead Randy Savage.
Eventually, even my 2 yr old daughter got in on the act.
Alas. It was all for not.
Surely the Mayans won't let us down next year.
9 comments:
Aw c'mon Ed - We all know that the AP doesn't have a direct connection to god - that's only for Fox news!
And all day Saturday I couldn't help but have "Kingdom in the Sky" by DaVinci's Notebook stuck in my head all day.
"They will ride that Holy Monorail
Into sweet Providence
When they learn that their redeemer
Is a mouse in short red pants."
HAHAHA POOR RODDY PIPER IS HAVING A CORONARY RIGHT NOW FROM HEARING HE IS DEAD!
Goddamn caps lock disaster, I do apologize...
these are seriously too funny! You have outdone yourself again with your hilarity! :)
Got something for ya at the coffeypot funny man.
Can't wait for what you'll say when the Mayans prediction doesn't come true...Or so we hope!
I agree with your wife. (Shocker!! I know, I know...) But seriously your Rowdy Roddy comment totally confused me. I was like wtf is he talking about?!
you're wife is pretty damn funny. LOL
Geez...I think you are a little harsh on the guy. Maybe he's like a meterologist and the forecast changes or moves to a new area....
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