One item was some tampon dispensers for the ladies restrooms.
Now, I’m not real familiar with tampons, but…
If your riding the white pony that comes out of THIS stable…
well…….let’s just say you’ve jockeyed a few too many Derby winners.
Seriously ladies!
Flow much?
Geez, what sizes do tampons come in…………..small, medium, and Hoover Dam?
Each box only contains ONE dispenser.
Therefore, each dispenser must be able to hold...... approx 50.......COKE BOTTLE-SIZED tampons.
That guess is just a ballpark.
Much like your nether regions....if you’re able to use whatever comes out of this thing.
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Stay classy, Ed. :)
Hahaha!
The Hoover Dam comment made me giggle.
Maybe those tampons are made custom for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan? D'ya ever think of THAT?
If she can wear one of hose big things...then there's not much I can do for her either. It would be kinda like a clapper in a bell.
Let me know if you find someone who can use those. She'd make a great hiding spot for my hide and seek games.
Like my husband says, "It's like tossing a hot dog down a hallway." Ahem....he doesn't say that about me, though.
Holy Crap who is it for? Octomom?
Sorry, Ed.
Those giant vaginas are my fault.
I hope you guys give your janitor a sizable bonus each year. That and comprehensive BBP training.
Nice. Real nice. lol
Mwhahahahaha.
Aye,
Scratch
They are great for gaping bullet hole wounds and any open chest wounds...or maybe that was maxi pads, I forget.
just another testament to how women are better...and will never die first.
This is, for sure, the classiest thing I've encountered on the interwebs all day.
I cannot read this post without feeling uncomfortable. And after at least 9 years of this bleeding shit I still can't by my own tampons. I could maybe do a public tampon dispenser.. even of the coke bottle size if that was the alternative to buying them at a store, though, so props to your company for catering to the feminine product challenged.
http://so-say-i.blogspot.com/2010/11/help-webmd-doesnt-cover-this.html
http://so-say-i.blogspot.com/2010/11/update-im-saved.html
You know, the 50-Foot-Woman needs to feel fresh too. Maybe they're for her.
great, now im selfconscience
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