Thursday, May 13, 2010

2010 Funniest Bloggers Award!

*puts on rare serious face*

Okay, let me start by saying….


Geez people!

40 some nominations?!?!?!

*note to self: Revise format for next year. No repeat winners. Limit nominations. Get xanax prescription*

I actually checked out each blog.

ALL 40+!!!

You know how hard it was not to skim?!?!

But I made myself read at least 3 or 4 randomly selected posts from each blogger.

I didn’t even bother leaving comments. Between visiting the blogs at home, and checking them in Google reader during free time at work, I was wiped out. It took the better part of a week.

Not only that, but they were ALL really good. I expected at least a few duds, or friend of a friend type nominations. NADA!

I finally had to develop a rating system. I scored each one (based on various things: whether I laughed out loud, ease of reading & page loading, visual appeal, content, etc).

Then, I divided them up by ratings, and rechecked them one last time, just to make sure no one slipped through the cracks.

Yes, I probably made this way harder than it needed to be. (TWSS)

I can’t tell you how difficult it was to keep to the self-imposed 10 winner limit, too.

So, without further ado……..I give you…….


Ed’s Funny Pages

2010 Funniest Blogger Award Recipients


Each winner will receive a custom made Award, appearing in their inbox around 9 a.m. EST., to be displayed on their site for as log as they wish.Or not at all.

This years award is being presented by the Funny Pages very own STICKMAN!

No link back is necessary. (Really, I am not doing this for me to get attention. As much BS as that sounds, it’s true.)

Additionally, the winners will have their own links added to my sidebar blogroll.

I wish you all many laughs and new followers.

I appreciate everybody who visited and participated, whether it was by nominating someone or being nominated.

You ALL were great.

Now, go visit the winners and wish them congratulations.

Plus, see if you can spot their awards.

In the near future, I will post the runners-up/finalists/Honorable mention list.


SurferWife said...

Well hot damn. Nobody I nominated won shit.

That's fine. This mishap is now stored in the memory bank.

I don't hold grudges either.

Coffeypot said...

Dude! Three or four from forty blogs? That's a hundred twenty to a hundred sixty EXTRA reads. Seriously, you need to get a life.

Unknown said...

Jesus God!

You read that many fucking posts? Should've thrown the bastards in a hat and drawn!

adrienzgirl said...

Moooooooooog made the list again. And he nominated himself. Hmmmm....

I don't want to know what he did to make the list. Ya'll keep that shit to yourselves PLEASE!

ScoMan said...

Awesome. I won.

I'm going to write a super short blog post as a special thank you.

One day.


But once I get started, I just keep going.

Kind of like with this comment.

I could have left it at "one day" and then never did it, but I just keep rambling.

The point is, thank you for recognizing my awesomneess.

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, some I haven't hear of... Nice! Congrats to the winners!

June said...

More blogs to go and read- Yiiippppeee! All approved by you for laughter and snarkyness.

Thanks Mr.Ed!

AiringMyLaundry said...

Holy fish balls, I made the cut. I'm really flattered!

Congrats to the other winners. I will definately be checking them out. I love to laugh.

Brutalism said...

Somehow I will go on. >whimper<

Can't wait to check out some of these blogs I don't yet know.

Kimberly said...

Guess I should step up my A game!


Congrats to the wieners. I mean winners!

Beta Dad said...

Thanks for doing this, Ed. You're a mensch! And thanks to whoever nominated me. And sorry I let you down. I'll try to be funnier.

Unknown said...

I didn't even know this was happening.

Otherwise, I would have nominated a bunch of frigging people. Next year, though. Next year!

Thanks, Ed. Thanks to all of you nice people who nominated me!

I'm going to go draw something nice now. Not a penis or a uterus. But something nice.

Also, Ed? Seriously, best award design ever. I will proudly display the Golden Peen.

Anonymous said...

Cool beans. Will check them out for sure!

Hopefully those people are actually funny and didnt just win through offering you sexual favors....Just sayin. LOL

Alyson said...

Why the hell didn't I nominate myself like some of those other people with enormous egos?? Sigh. Back to the drawing board.

Good choices, Ed. I'll be checking out the few I don't know.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Thanks, Ed! I agree, the golden peen is truly glorious.

And where the frak is kurt on this list? That's a travesty.

Ducky said...

I skimmed.

I wasn't on the list

Yeah Winners!

Remind me again who nominated YOU as the king of funny? Oh, yourself?! That explains a lot.

SurferWife said...

Just realized Scoman was on the list. I didn't recognize his blog url.

Well good. At least you did something right, Ed.

yournamehere said...

I haven't won anything since "Everyone Gets a Trophy Day" in fifth grade, so this is quite exciting.

The Queen said...

Those that didn't win.. party at my house... those that won.. fuck yourself...

No, I'm not a sore loser.. but damn.. I shaved my legs.. had my hair done.. bought a dress for the red carpet.. and then I didn't win..

I'm not angry.. noooooo. not me..

Brittany said...


A golden wang!?

This is pretty much the best surprise EVER!

I am printing that badge out AS WE SPEAK and sending it to my student loan people, because CLEARLY, THIS should qualify as payment in full.


ThePeachy1 said...

I know not what weight this award has, cause yeah I am an idiot but how in holy white chocolate cheesecake could you possibly overlook the friggin ebay auction debacle over at ... That site should be sponsored by depends. really... But thanks for the new ones for me to stalk/ I mean check out.

Jenny DB said...

steam me up kid definitely gets my vote!

The Office Scribe said...

I don't believe in nominating people.

I like them to win awards the way scouts do - by setting shit on fire and learning to tie knots.

The Queen said...

My dearest Ed..

Since your tight ass only gave out 10 awards.. and I didn't get one... well.. I felt bad...You thinking I'm not funny enough and all... You.. the king of funny.. doesn't think I'm the funniest thing EVAH!

So... I left a little award for you at the castle....

Love the Queen..

Sorry our date went so bad.. but I"m out of practice.. being a widow and all..

crap.. I wasn't gonna play the widow card.. shit! Am I typing outloud? damn where's my damn drink CB?

Crazy Brunette said...

The Princess and I have been hiding the Gin you drunken bitch!!!!

I'll get on it immediately!!!!

Pat said...

Congratulations to the winners! You know what they say - it was an honor to be nominated! Wait - I nominated myself! Never mind then.

Moooooog35 said...

Thank you, my friend.

I told myself I wasn't going to cry.

And I didn't.

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

I forgot where I was going with this.


Snidely Whiplash said...

Not the Pulitzer Prize but at least it's not a grammy

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