Happy Thanksgiving!
Unlike the President, I will NOT be pardoning the bird.
In fact, if I was President (lookout Mormons, Gays, and Illegal Immigrants), and they handed me the Turkey to pardon, I would say….”Screw that! This sucker’s a 45 pounder!” .…Then I’d snap it’s neck and say, “Who wants a drumstick?!”
Especially with Teddy Kennedy gone, that just leaves more for everybody else.
So, yeah, my posts have been sporadic.
I’ve been taking it easy (read lazy).
Oh, you’ll still see me around in the comments on other blogs.
I just chose not to follow the “repost-old-stuff-instead-of-writing-something-new” trend.
I figure, if you don’t have anything NEW and FUNNY to say, then just take a nap…At least, that’s my plan.
So far, so good.
And seeing how all the family is coming to my house this weekend, I have been upping my meds ahead of time…….Unfortunately, this does not help the blogging situation.
On a side note: I had my Annual Review at work. I got an OUTSTANDING!
I think this proves that not only am I SUPREMELY AWESOME, but my boss has DEFINITELY been secretly reading My Funny Pages.
Another Side Note: I have finally broken the 100 followers on Blogger barrier. This means that unless I chicken out, my hugely embarrassing TMI post should be coming in the next week or so.
Everybody have a SAFE and Happy Thanksgiving!
And Remember:
It’s not Thanksgiving until Uncle Cliff take a nap on the floor, Julie brings out her “special” dessert, and at least 3 children cry.
17 comments:
Have a good Thanksgiving! Waiting for that hugely embarrassing TMI post!
Was that a shot?
You'll be glad to know that I am stealing internet at my in-laws right this second so I can comment on your post,
AND
do an epic emo montage.
How's that for new, bitch?
Happy Thanksgiving, and kiss the wife for me!
Have a good Thanksgiving with whom ever you can pay…uh… get…uh…bribe…uh…invite to come over.
Cant wait to see the TMI post!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Err.. well, I'm gonna go there since it made me do a double take: if you were president, you'd go after Mormons? What's wrong with Mormons? I'm seriously not going to instigate a flame war here, I'm just curious. It's not often Mormons get lumped in with homosexuals and illegal immigrants.
Good job on the review.
Careful not to trip over Uncle Cliff while carry that special dessert from Julie to the kiddie table they set up for you in the living room.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Happy Outstanding!!
Happy over 100 Followers!
Happy for Happy Pills!
Ok I'll stop now...
hehe
Congratulations on being new, funny & original as well as OUTSTANDING.
It's funny.. Your review at work is outstanding and they think it's great. Your phone bill is outstanding and they are hardly ready to break out the champagne.
Taking a nap sounds like a great idea.....
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Turkey Day my bitch!
Congrats on the 100 followers. Everyone loves a whiner. :D
Awesome sauce on the job thing. Wish I still had one, as it is, I occasionally get props from the hubs on being great wifey poo and semi-great SAHM.
Anybird, tell Liz we miss her and Happy Thanksgiving.
Love!
Is Uncle Cliff drunk and hitting on the women? Someone always ends up drunk at our Thanksgivings.
I hope you had a great Thanksgiving!Congrats on the good review.
Congrats, congrats, and enjoy the nap and share the meds:)
Happy Belated T-Day.
Good to know passing out on the floor is not just my family tradition.
I'm 26 - does it count if I cry?
so if you were president, you'd outlaw gay mormon turkeys from turkey without visa getting married?
you intolerant bastard!
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