Thursday, February 11, 2010
I went to Walmart yesterday after work.
Wife sent me a text, “Get Coke, Diet Coke, Diapers, Your Wife’s Sanity, TP”.
You can tell by that text that we’ve had 2 school snow days this week.
I’m really surprised no one was murdered at my house.
(kidding CPS people)
As I was walking into Walmart, I saw something I hadn’t noticed before.
They added a little sign above the cart door.
Instantly, I thought, “I am taking a picture of that on my way out.”
I figured I could do something with it.
I forgot to take a pic on my way out.
But not completely, because I did remember once I was back in my truck.
So I pulled right up in front of the door, rolled down my passenger side tented window, and held up my new black camera phone.
It was at about that point when I realized, “This doesn’t look so good.”
And judging by the looks on pedestrians and shoppers faces, they felt the same way.
Some were ducking.
A few ran away.
A couple just stared at me in complete shock.
I think they thought I was some Al-Quedaist who was plotting out a new airplane landing spot.
Or maybe I was like the only white Blood/Crip, and fixing to do a drive by.
Regardless…I figured I would skip the photo before the cops were called and just draw it with Paint.
So back to the sign…
I never noticed that sign before.
Who is that there for?
Are dwarves using the cart access door as their own personal party entrance?
I mean, this store is open 24 hours, so it’s not like they are trying to keep people from sneaking in that way.
And I am pretty sure the sign is fairly new, which can only mean that it was put up because someone wouldn’t follow the normal entry/exit procedures.
It was probably that damn Travelocity Gnome. He’s always causing trouble.
Given that the door is barely high enough for the shopping carts to fit under, I’m not sure who else it could be meant for.