Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Wacky News Wednesday

Answer:

<-----My Cupid

Question:

What you’re missing by reading my site in Google Reader?


Wacky News Wednesday

I just realized that I haven’t done a Wacky News Wednesday in awhile.

Evidently, no one else realized either….Jerks!

Regardless, Wacky News Wednesday is where I point out some of the outrageously crazy stories that I found on Yahoo Odd News.


From Today’s

Looks like Dutch men are getting their ladies something extra special for Valentine’s Day this year.

Turns out, the shipment of Roses from Latin America also contained Cocaine.

Ah yes, nothing says “I Love You!” like a little of the Devil’s Dandruff.

That blows(hahahaha) those Sweettart Hearts out the park.


Yesterday

Some dude was arrested in Detroit for riding around in the same car he had just reported stolen!
Does that seem stupid?......Just wait.

While being arrested, he told the COPS(!) that he was robbed while trying to buy DRUGS!…….(wait for it)….WITH A CREDIT CARD!!!

There is soooo much wrong with this story, it’s hard to know where to start.

I mean, I’m not big on the drug scene nowadays, but when did dealers start accepting VISA?

“Hold on a second while I swipe your card.” And, “Please sign the top copy. The second one is yours to keep.”

Since you’d get a receipt, does that mean you can write it off on your taxes?

30 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Wait, WHAT am I missing by reading your site in Google Reader? Because I'm reading it there now and I can see everything. EVERYTHING.

So put your goddamn pants back on, pervert.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Look I'm here today! I take AMEX...oops, did I just say that out loud??

EmcogNEATO! said...

It worked. I clicked through from google reader.

Tony said...

I don't even know what Google Reader is, so I NEVER miss anything. I actually noticed that yesterday...I think. It could have been a dream, and if it was, then I'm psychic.

Hissyfits & Halos said...

Next thing you know, hookers will start taking Visa. Humm, wonder where they'll swipe the card??

Pat said...

I spy with my little eye your cupid through my google reader. Ta da! This must truly be a Wacky Wednesday!

adrienzgirl said...

I don't read you in Google reader. I click over to see all your fabulousness, cause I'm cool like that.

Oh...AND I never skim either. Just sayin'.

Coffeypot said...

First of all, what is Google Read and why would I want it?

It amazes me how people are so stupid when it comes to crime. But I'm glad they are here because they make me look smart (or less stupid.)

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

There was actually a guy in the news recently who called the cops when the PEOPLE HE SOLD HIS DAUGHTER TO didn't pay up.

And there's a joke here about blowing and valentine's day gifts, but I'm a lady so I will refrain. *snicker*

carissajaded said...

I love your cupid Ed. Very nice, very nice. I also think people are really really ridiculously stupid. Stuffed animals clearly would have been the better Valentines gift to hide cocaine in...

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

So wait. I have been waiting. And frantically looking around here. No mention of the Superbowl, eh? Didn't want the salt poured into the gaping wound?

Aleta said...

LMAO. People really do amaze me at times. It was about a year ago when someone tried to rob a bank.. without a gun... and with a bike as the "getaway vehicle"..... and he had a checking account with the bank so they knew him...

Jules said...

You can buy drugs with CREDIT CARDS?? That would make it MUCH easier....... SMART!!

BeckEye said...

So, if I read this in Google Reader, I won't have to see that sad little MS Paint cupid?

*switches to Google Reader*

Phillipia said...

What an adorable cupid...

Lily said...

That Detroit dude must've done too many..."roses"

Momma Fargo said...

You are funny. I'm a new follower.

The Office Scribe said...

Is that what the "crack" is for? Sliding credit cards?

Hmm.

I just had a "The More You Know" moment.

Miss Yvonne said...

I love your little cupid.

That's what she said.

ScoMan said...

I think it would be great to see people declaring drugs on their taxes.

And I'm an accountant, so I'd see them coming in with their drug receipt and I'd be all "Wait.. you bought this from my dad? But no, he's a good honest man. You're a lying piece of shit. Get out of my office!"

And then I'd beat them to death with a chair and get locked up for murder or something.

Moooooog35 said...

Let's all just be thankful that Cupid is wearing pants.

This time.

Ed Adams said...

Veggie Killer: Are you sure you're reading my blog and not looking in my window. Because I'm really not wearing pants. Which, seeing how I'm at work, probably isn't a good thing.

Lee: *GASP* You're talking about drugs. Right? Or is there another service being provided?

EmcogNEATO: Well, I guess I'm a retard. Seems everybody elses Reeder is better than mine or something. My bad.

Tony: Google Reeder is this thing that Shy people and Snobs use to read blogs they follow so they don't actually have to go to the website. And thanks for saying how much you loved my cupid yesterday. NOT!

HissyHalos: Better yet, where does the receipt print from?

Pat: Apologies. Seems everybody has fancier Reeders than me.

adrienzgirl: Thanks. Also, I feel like there's a hidden message in that comment somewhere.

Coffeypot: See reply to Tony. Also, peoples stupidity is partly why I wake up each day.

Flower Haired Girl: I think I remember that story. *GASP* You naughty, naughty girl. Here I was making a pun about blow, which is another name for cocaine, and you take it to a whole new level.

carissajaded: I agree. They could have even used one of those machines like they have at Build-A-Bear that shoots the stuffing in, but instead of stuffing, it's cocaine.

Surferwife: Yes my Colts lost. Thanks for reminding me(Ass). I bet you're feeling real pleased with San Diego's decision to let Drew Brees go and keep Phillip Rivers, now aren't ya? That's really paid off for you guys, right?

Aleta: Yep. There was another where the guy tried to rob a fastfood place, and ended up asking the manager for an application, which they refused, so then he got pissed and left. WITHOUT THE MONEY! Genius.

Jules: Yep. What's next? Handing them out with dessert in the school cafeteria?

Beckeye: YES! She's gone!
Kidding. Your smartassiness never ceases to move my bowels.

Phillipia: Thanks.

Lily: Excellent!

Momma Fargo: Thanks! And WELCOME!

The Office Scribe: Hahahahaha....I smell a pun.

Miss Yvonne: DOH! You got me again.

ScoMan: Dude. You got a little pent up agression. Maybe some counselling is in order. Nah! We like crazy here.

Mooooooog35: Actually he's not. That's a toga. Yep. He's free-ballin.

Erin said...

you really have to be high on something to be that stupid right? please say yes. stories like that make me ashamed to be human..

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

OK OK I clicked over from Google Reader...

Although I didn't notice that you haven't posted the Wed. thingies, so apparently that makes me a jerk. Which I already knew, because my kids remind me all the time. :o)

Forgotten said...

And I thought taxes were complicated before...sheesh.

*enrolls back in college AGAIN*

I love Sweettart Hearts. So much better than those chalky little conversation hearts. I have a good question for you...for Valentine's Day, will you do a post on what your conversation hearts would say if you made them?

Yankee Girl said...

Holy BALLS!

I am constantly amazed that the stupidity of others still amazes me.

Momma Fargo said...

Ed,

I gave you an award today. Check out my site for details. Congratulations! You make me laugh.

Jen said...

I guess if they now take Visa it means that indeed crime does pay.

Yeah, I know, lame.

Ed Adams said...

Erin: I'm pretty sure that anybody who ends up on Yahoo Odd News isn't playing with a full deck.

Mary: I think we have the same kids.

Forgotten: I thought the Sweettart Hearts WERE the chalky conversation ones. My bad. Will I do a post like that? No. Probably not. I'm too lazy to plan ahead. My posts are totally random and written right before I post them.

Yankee Girl: Yep. Aren't humans amazing creatures?

Momma Fargo: Hey, THANKS! I love awards. Hopefully I won't have to do anything for it, cause I'm lazy. I'll be over ASAP. I'm trying to get around to all my newbies.

Jen: Hahahahaha....there's no such thing as lame jokes, unless I'm telling them.

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

I would bet that there is a dealer somewhere who probably does write off his drug expenses....

I'll also bet he lives in my town. We got some real idiots around here. They make me look like a Rhodes Scholar...

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