tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post3141369904170972626..comments2023-10-29T10:22:06.656-04:00Comments on Ed's Funny Pages: Walmart Hates Terrorists, Gangsters, and Little People.Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-30075530845684487382010-02-16T13:43:56.288-05:002010-02-16T13:43:56.288-05:00Moooooog35: But it looks so good with my green pum...Moooooog35: But it looks so good with my green pumps.<br /><br />Laurie: Is your name Scott? (see update)<br /><br />Phillips: Be careful! (see update)<br /><br />The Blue Zoo: Sure it has, but that's only because you live in the Land of The Lollipop Gild.<br /><br />Tgoette: You must be from New Orleans, cause I'm pretty sure I saw you on TV after Katrina hit.<br /><br />HillBilly Duhn: They were out of sanity in my wife's size (extra crazy).<br /><br />P.O.S.: That's right. Bow before my funny!<br /><br />The Only Girl: That site is genius. The people on it are not.<br /><br />hotpants: See above response.<br /><br />carissa: Thanks. It would have been funnier if he was actually still allowed in Walmart. Something about being required to keep a certain distance away from children or something.<br /><br />SFTC: That's not true. I have a bunch of pictures of women changing in the dressing rooms at Walmart.<br /><br />Phillipia: See above response. I'm pretty sure your picture is there somewhere.<br /><br />HissyHalos: I could have gotten a more accurate measurement to determine whether it was 2 or 3 feet, but they have laws about unzipping pants in public.Hahahaha<br /><br />June: Dissappointing. Like my spelling.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-18504729082060101572010-02-16T09:43:36.115-05:002010-02-16T09:43:36.115-05:00Boob shot on my post yesterday and again today... ...Boob shot on my post yesterday and again today... and you didn't even visit? WTH?<br /><br />Don't you boys just gravitate to that kinda shit naturally?Junehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04069628924644179384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-41144386491748198342010-02-15T22:20:01.984-05:002010-02-15T22:20:01.984-05:00Am I the only one that noticed that you can't ...Am I the only one that noticed that you can't determine the difference between two and three foot??? I thought that was just a woman thing. ;)Hissyfits & Haloshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438486364990291922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-77949450672264318942010-02-15T16:31:54.196-05:002010-02-15T16:31:54.196-05:00It is only illegal if you get caught:) If you do ...It is only illegal if you get caught:) If you do not get caught you probably win the scavenger hunt - but I wouln't know...Phillipiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09547721599622181504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-57323656242233776802010-02-15T15:25:12.470-05:002010-02-15T15:25:12.470-05:00it is against store policy to take pictures at wal...it is against store policy to take pictures at walmart <br /><br />signed - the woman who knows someone who was almost arrested for taking pictures at walmart during a scavenger huntSPEAKING FROM THE CRIBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-70727723364337385782010-02-15T10:52:58.659-05:002010-02-15T10:52:58.659-05:00I was going to comment about the people thinking t...I was going to comment about the people thinking they were going to end up on People of Walmart, but everyone else already did that....But the Mooooog part was quite funny also...carissahttp://www.carissajaded.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-55468048813140530782010-02-14T00:21:25.071-05:002010-02-14T00:21:25.071-05:00Those people totally thought they were going to en...Those people totally thought they were going to end up on peopleofwalmart.com. Oh, and I bet at least one of them would have been worthy too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-5850337982294927572010-02-13T20:57:59.083-05:002010-02-13T20:57:59.083-05:00I've seen some of those "People from Walm...I've seen some of those "People from Walmart" pictures - most of those people would definitely require this kind of help determining the entrance.The Only Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12072054384366264800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-13117220175719516792010-02-13T16:45:50.757-05:002010-02-13T16:45:50.757-05:00Ok....first I was reading this post thinking, &quo...Ok....first I was reading this post thinking, "Damn. Ed has lost his stuff....the only funny part was the text from his wife." And then BAM...you said Mooog and I laughed my ass off. And for some reason I imagine this is not the first time Mooog tried to enter the wrong door and was told it was exit only...........<br /><br />(OK...totally lying. The whole thing was funny, but I didn't want to tell you that cuz I don't like it when you get too big for your britches.)The Princess of Sarcasmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02574980588740035485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-50607567244955256462010-02-13T16:45:01.982-05:002010-02-13T16:45:01.982-05:00LMAO!! You know, I've looked at the cart entra...LMAO!! You know, I've looked at the cart entrance and thought, I wonder what they would think if I entered there? But, never had the balls to actually do it. I see from the above comments tho others have. I must be a sissy.<br /><br />And I'm inclined to ask as well, did you find sanity there? which aisle was it in and how much did it cost? I would surely like to go purchase some and fast!Kimberlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01744290658088385238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-2926466060971331182010-02-13T11:41:41.609-05:002010-02-13T11:41:41.609-05:00Yes, I use that door. But only on the way out. It...Yes, I use that door. But only on the way out. It just so happens that it is the only door that doesn't go "BING" when I leave with my...uhhmmm...purchases. <br /><br />Hey, don't blame me, blame the economy! I'm just a innocent victim with an armful of dvd's.Tgoettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06850303812765307075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-62368815315157224542010-02-13T11:38:36.224-05:002010-02-13T11:38:36.224-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Tgoettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06850303812765307075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-87419820517027048992010-02-13T02:10:24.723-05:002010-02-13T02:10:24.723-05:00That sign has ALWAYS been at our WalMart.That sign has ALWAYS been at our WalMart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-89572276738614104322010-02-12T22:50:23.935-05:002010-02-12T22:50:23.935-05:00Sometimes I am in a hurry and there are too many s...Sometimes I am in a hurry and there are too many slow old people trying to get in the the other doors and I just cannot stand being behind their behinds any longer and I just duck and run...and sometimes I make it...Phillipiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09547721599622181504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-8054079954844060462010-02-12T20:24:33.477-05:002010-02-12T20:24:33.477-05:00So.
I admit it.
It was me. I got drunk, tried t...So.<br /><br />I admit it. <br /><br />It was me. I got drunk, tried to do the limbo and knocked myself out on the concrete. <br /><br />Totally retired on the profits. <br /><br />Jealous?Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16607255437403101122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-89348183694810191452010-02-12T11:19:55.674-05:002010-02-12T11:19:55.674-05:00You know...I was waiting for it and waiting for it...You know...I was waiting for it and waiting for it and then BAM there it was.<br /><br />But yeah..I totally use it as an entrance.<br /><br />Jealousy, Ed...not becoming of you.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-90724217734710383812010-02-12T10:03:02.075-05:002010-02-12T10:03:02.075-05:00GoingLikeSixty.com: That's probably his regula...GoingLikeSixty.com: That's probably his regular entrance. Well, beside the backdoor. ZING!<br /><br />Sally-Sal: Ha! That's what that little bastard gets.<br /><br />Steamy: You're always so "technical", aren't ya?<br /><br />Veggie Killer: Maybe a "Low Clearance" sign would be more appropriate.<br /><br />Tony: I think both senerios you presented are highly plausible.<br /><br />WannabeVirginia W: Let's not forget that I was shopping there too. But yeah, everybody else is a commie.<br /><br />Lee: I probably would have tried it if there hadn't been so many carts blocking the way. Unfortunately, the were fresh out of sanity.<br /><br />Surferwife: Relax. I never actually said I wasn't.<br /><br />Daffy: Like Tony's, these too are all highly plausible.<br /><br />The Office Scribe: For some reason, this totally doesn't surprise me. And, you should definitely post about it.<br /><br />Ireland: According to my wife, that sign has been up at our Walmart since they added the cart door several years ago. She's such a stickler for facts.<br /><br />ScoMan: If i was a teenager, I would have totally done that. Now, I am more inclined to have some underwear screen printed with that slogan on the bum.<br /><br />Momma Fargo: That's what Wal-Mart wants you to believe. I still think they hate midgets. Thanks though.<br /><br />Jeff: Excellent observation!<br /><br />Supah: They did. Because of the snow storm and all.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-48707738894590543582010-02-12T09:31:29.912-05:002010-02-12T09:31:29.912-05:00I heard they ran out of sanity and milk in some st...I heard they ran out of sanity and milk in some stores. :)<br /><br />xxoox<br />supahsupahmommy- somethin's wrong with that girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08216064025672866624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-32652345141976519392010-02-12T08:03:24.337-05:002010-02-12T08:03:24.337-05:00if someone is trying to use that as an entrance, i...if someone is trying to use that as an entrance, its also highly likely that they cannot readAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-5247956653958723782010-02-12T06:08:39.059-05:002010-02-12T06:08:39.059-05:00Running free children...small size...probably got ...Running free children...small size...probably got stuck in there. LOL. You made me giggle. Thanks for the laugh.Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-55659908032549283212010-02-12T01:45:08.651-05:002010-02-12T01:45:08.651-05:00You should move the sign.
If I was a teenager, I ...You should move the sign.<br /><br />If I was a teenager, I would totally be stealing the sign and hanging it above my ass. And then making that my Facebook pic. Because I am the king of original.ScoManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01257077420839039136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-213376383563619102010-02-12T00:13:00.140-05:002010-02-12T00:13:00.140-05:00I remember back in middle school me and my totally...I remember back in middle school me and my totally "gangsta" 12-year-old buddies would actually go up to Wal-Mart, wait til no one was loooking, and go through the little cart entrance. We thought we were being so hardcore, because that sign has been at our Wal-Mart for years. We were never caught. ^_^Irelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17434042966867549925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-54824721318594063572010-02-11T21:42:13.128-05:002010-02-11T21:42:13.128-05:00Who has two thumbs and has entered a store via the...Who has two thumbs and has entered a store via the cart door?<br /><br />(((This Chick!)))<br /><br />Hey, when you are bored in high school and the Meijer's in town is open 24/7, you end up doing some wacky things to pass the time.<br /><br />Hmm, there might be a blog post in there somewhere.The Office Scribehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09361759184552584628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-33042476993615211182010-02-11T20:28:57.846-05:002010-02-11T20:28:57.846-05:00Maybe it's for the Google Widget Midgets that ...Maybe it's for the Google Widget Midgets that like to screw with our settings and stuff....<br /><br />Or it could be for moooog...<br /><br />OR<br /><br />Santa's Elves.....yeah. Maybe its for Santa's ElvesDuckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-8444729266700894742010-02-11T18:57:56.222-05:002010-02-11T18:57:56.222-05:00So wait. You're saying that you're NOT a ...So wait. You're saying that you're NOT a terrorist?SurferWifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957211169192231576noreply@blogger.com