I'm moving to Russia and starting a life of crime. Seriously, would you report that? "Uh, I tried to rob the place, but she beat me up and then had sex with me for three days."
I'm with Kage...men are going to flock to Russia and start robbing salons at random hoping for Ms. Frisky Rapist. My goodness.
As for the penis in the blender thing...as a man I'm sure you cringe but I have to laugh a bit. I would NEVER do this as I love the penis too much to hurt it...but at least now he can't get it reattached, do porn, and make money off it...the chick learned from Lorainna's mistake! Never leave the evidence around.
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is it just me, or was the article about the russian salon owner more like a criminal's recruitment poster?
I'm moving to Russia and starting a life of crime. Seriously, would you report that? "Uh, I tried to rob the place, but she beat me up and then had sex with me for three days."
These are GREAT!
I'm with Kage...men are going to flock to Russia and start robbing salons at random hoping for Ms. Frisky Rapist. My goodness.
As for the penis in the blender thing...as a man I'm sure you cringe but I have to laugh a bit. I would NEVER do this as I love the penis too much to hurt it...but at least now he can't get it reattached, do porn, and make money off it...the chick learned from Lorainna's mistake! Never leave the evidence around.
I want to go to Anal Kingdom!
The penis garbage disposal even made me cringe. Wowser.
And I need that rainbow beer. Like 80 of them. Is it OK for non-Leprechauns?
Rainbow beer sounds good actually. =) Maybe thats because Ive spent too many summer days with my kids.
Sweet. I want some rainbow beer.
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