THAT is my dad's car.
Well, ONE of them.
Because EVERY 72 yr old NEEDS 4 cars.
But I digress.
Do you see something wrong with that picture?
I was meeting my dad at Kmart, where he was paying his Sears bill.
Upon seeing his parking job, I called pops inside.
Me: "Hey Ole'Man! You know you parked in a fire lane, right?"
Dad: "No I didn't."
Me: "Yes you did! You even parked RIGHT under the sign that says 'No Parking Fire Lane'."
Dad: "Well, if you read it backwards it says, 'Parking OK'."
Me: "It wha...?" *blink,blink**reading sign backwards* "No, it does not."
Dad: "Well, the place isn't on fire, so that lane is free."
Me: "Make sure you tell the cops that."
Further down the lot, I spot THIS beauty.
Yep, a man AND a women piled on that little chopper. THANKFULLY, no kid was placed in the trailer.