Friday, July 22, 2011

DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTERS & A Bit About Summers Eve




Judging by his ballcap, he probably showed her how to put that helmet on.

Maybe if he turned his hat around, he wouldn't have to use his hand to help keep the Sun out of his eyes.

Just a thought.


And now...

I don't know how many of you have seen the new Summer's Eve commercials, but I hadn't.

Not until my wife said, "You have to watch this. If you don't blog about them, I'll be disappointed."

Curious, and never one to back down from a challenge (unless it involves Math or spiders), I went and watched this .
(I have no idea if that link will work. If it doesn't, just google Summer's Eve "Hail to the V")

I immediately,just like all teenage boys would, recognized that the talking hand symbolizes a vagina.

Afterall, that's the first "vagina" a boy ever encounters in his life.

AND one he frequently returns to throughout his life.

Besides all the racial stereotypes displayed in the commercials, I did notice something that all these talking "vaginas" had in common.

Seems they all opted for the Brazilian.

Not a hairy hand in the bunch.

How trendy.

11 comments:

Joshua said...

The link didn't work, but I found the "Summer's Eve Hail to the V : Extended Cut" I really wish I was joking. Extended cut?

Also, "Show it some love" is just asking for trouble.

Or a hand.

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

That lady in the poster looks like the Pope.

Yankee Girl said...

I have no words.

I think I might be in shock.

It may be the most powerful thing on earth, but that line should be used to sell something better than douche. Perhaps prostitution.

Trooper Thorn said...

Summer's Eve has been doing yoeman's service for years teaching women the appropriate level of shame they should feel over their bodies.

Stacie's Madness said...

hmmm, i'm kinda speechless.
kinda.

HAIL TO THE V...that's right, down. now.

lol. what?

Jewels said...

I saw that commercial featured in Chelsea Handler last night and wasn't sure whether to laugh or be horrified. Most women can take care of their shit without that product. What the hell are those ladies doing that they need that much extra help plus a commercial to remind them..."Oh wait, I shouldn't itch like that?" Ugh. Nasty. As for the helmet people...let them go...it's best if they perish.

WhisperingWriter said...

That commercial makes me giggle.

And I feel sorry for the baby in that poster. It's squished!

Coffeypot said...

That was a very nice looking hand. I could use it.

Pat said...

Hail to the V my ass! What a bunch of crap! I can't believe that is even being broadcast!

I love your motivational posters, as always!

Momma Fargo said...

Ha. Funny...except the helmet was put on like that from her lover in front...so really it's a man thing. Love the snake one. It's about the truth.

Barb said...

Hmmm. I have no words.

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