No weird news today.
I’ve been looking, but nothing caught my eye.
I guess some days/weeks are weirder than others.
Instead, I give you …“Crazy Things My Kids Say”… (Copyright pending).
For this installment, I give you my cherub-face 3 year-old baby girl.
-While “helping” me wash my truck…
Her: “What’s this black thing on here for?”
Me: “That’s called a bra. It protects the paint from bugs.”
Her: “You need to take it off and get a RED one.”
Her: “Because that’s MY favorite color!”
Me: “OH, that’s right. I forgot.”
Her: “You would!”
-While she was talking to my wife in the kitchen… (I posted this on Facebook & Twitter when it happened)
Her: “You know that thing?”
Wife: “What thing?’
Her: “You KNOW! That THING?!”
Me: “What THING?”
Her: “I’m talking to MOMMY! But you can feel free to talk to yourself.”
**10 mins later, after I butted into her conversation again**
Her: “I’m STILL not talking to you! I am talking to MOMMY!”
Me: “You’re right. I’m sorry I interrupted.”
-While riding on the golf cart around town, she became upset with her 7 yr old brother…
Her: “DON’T mess up my hair, you little jerk.”
-Also while “helping” me wash the car…
Her: **jabbering non-stop**
Her: “HEY! Are you even listening to me?!”
Me: “You sound just like your mother.”