*This was originally an idea for a stand-up bit. I figured it might play good to the college aged crowd that frequents the comedy club*
I recently watched that movie starring Emma Stone called "Easy A".
There's this girl who lies about sleeping with all these guys in order to IMPROVE her reputation.
Basically, she says she has slept with all these guys when she really hasn't.
Talk about role reversal. Saying you've slept with more people than you have in order to make yourself look good? That's something guys do.
In fact, I'm not even sure it works to improve your reputation unless you ARE A GUY.
Don't get me wrong, we all know girls lie about it.
But it's usually in order to DECREASE the number of guys they have slept with.
Right guys? What's that old rule we all learn when we're younger?
"However many guys a girl says she has slept with, times that number by 2, and add 10 to get the real number."
And if she refuses to discuss how many lovers she has had, it really means that she's either had so many she can't remember, or she sucks at Math and can't do the above problem in reverse before telling you.
So...how do you tell which one of those two possibilities it is?
Well guys, if your girl has so many notches in her bedpost that she's practically sleeping in a hammock....then its probably the first one.
If she has so many notches in her belt that she's basically holding up her pants with window screen...then its probably the first one.
Of course.....she IS a girl, so the Math one is a real possibility too.
Regardless, whatever the number, try not to judge her. Everybody has made mistakes.
And her propensity for making mistakes might just play in your favor.