Do you know how I know that the Spy Kids & Agent Cody Banks movies could never actually happen, besides the whole Child Labor Law stuff?
Kids could never work for the CIA because they suck at keeping secrets.
And they are too short for retinal scanners, but that’s not my point.
My point is…if kids know your shit, they WILL tell your shit. To anyone who will listen.
They are like little gossip mongers, or that little lady in your office with all the plants and pictures of her cats who is constantly in everybody’s business.
Don’t trust them.
Bringing my kid and his friend home from the movies last night, I learned more about the friend’s parents that they probably could ever imagine or hoped I would.
It was like a free relationship background, criminal records, and credit check all rolled into one.
Maybe the FBI would hire kids.