What is it with screamers?
I know what you’re thinking, because I am thinking it too, but this post is not about people who are noisy dance partners while doing the horizontal mambo.
No matter how much we wish it was.
No, I am talking about those people that insist on yelling or screaming stuff from their car as they drive by you.
You could be on a bike, or walking, or maybe just standing peacefully in your yard.
Maybe you’re watering the flowers.
Maybe you’re watering the neighbor’s flowers.
Maybe you’re watering the neighbor's flowers with your piss.
The details are trivial.
My point is, if yelling stuff from a moving vehicle is the only way those people can find courage, what happens when they’re in the woods on foot and see a bear?
Do they sit down and pretend to be driving while they yell obscenities at the bear?
Do they run away quietly because they’re out of their courageous element?
I understand that it makes them feel a sense of freedom to yell curse words out their window and not have to be there to face the consequences of their actions.
Or maybe they do it to try and startle you.
Like “Fuck You!” is the NEW “Booo!”
And you don’t hear the sound of their car, because cars are sneaky.
I’m just saying that they could at least slow down if they want to be heard clearly.
Driving by at 40 mph while yelling “FUCK YOU!” only makes them sound retarded.
All the person they’re yelling at hears is “…uuuUUUUUuuuuucc…” which we can all agree is just missing the drool on the shirt and a padded helmet from earning them a ticket to ride the short bus.