At first, I was like… "Where’s that dude that’s always smiling?"
You know, Smiling Bob.
He’s that guy that’s always smiling and getting woman to sit on his lap.
Turns out, that’s Enzyte.
Enzyte is being sued for 2.5 million dollars for saying they could cue erectile dysfunction.
Bob’s not smiling anymore.
This commercial was for Extenze.
The OTHER company with “enz” in its name that sells
Their commercials talk more about making men “bigger”, and often feature couples with the guy saying, “It made me bigger!”, and the woman saying, “He’s bigger!”
It’s implied by their lack of using midget couples that they are not talking about height. Unless they are all midget couples and the shit works REALLY good.
Congrats buddy! You’re on national television telling everybody you have a tiny penis.
Entenze also likes to point out how they have sold “over a billion capsules”, like it’s cheeseburgers at McDonald’s or something.
But that’s not the best part.
Now they have Extenze for WOMEN!!!
If you have something down there that you want to extenze, you’re probably not a woman.
If you are a women, you really shouldn’t be trying to make things “bigger” down there. Especially, if your man is in need of Extenze.
That’s just counterproductive.
(Update: Now they even sell a liquid Extenze energy formula. Like a Viagra+5hr Energy Drink cocktail. Guess Extense makes you so big that you need an extra energy boost to whip it out at the urinal.)