Friday, July 2, 2010

Happy 4th Of July Weekend!

4th of July kicks Canada Day’s ass any holiday.

Our country may be bankrupt. We may have high crime rates. We may have poor education. We may have corrupt politicians. We may be hated by other countries.

But we have our Independence and Freedom.

Everything else hinges on them. They are what make other countries hate us. They might even be what cause some of the other problems we have.

However, they are what make America the best country in the world.

Look at the people that are streaming across our borders every day, risking life and limb to come here, in search of a better life. They have been doing it for centuries.

“Chasing the American dream”. People come here for jobs, schools, medical care, freedom, etc.

If you live in America, you should thank God.

And thank the men and women who fought and died to give and protect your freedoms.

The 4th of July is the day we celebrate our Independence.

We do it with parades, and cookouts, and fireworks.

Then every other day, we just show the world how awesome we are.


The Vegetable Assassin said...

Haha, dude. This post might be EXACTLY why some people have issues with America.

Me, I love America. I chose to live in it not because of its "freedoms" but because it was somewhere different that interested me. Therefore I can say with authority that there's no more freedom in America than in almost any other western country out there and a great deal less than some. They're all free and awesome. And as for stuff like some of the newest technology you're lagging a couple of years behind Europe and Asia. So shut up. 'k? Okay. Also? Your mama.

Happy July 4th, and remember, don't put fireworks up your ass again. It'll ruin it, then what would your boyfriend say? :)


That One Mom said...

Have fun blowing shit up this weekend! Don't do it drunk.

Ed said...

Veggie: I knew you would open your fucking mouth. I could feel the breeze on my nut sack.

Fucking Scottish Canadian fucktard. Ha! Regardless of what you learned in your UK history books and from watching Mel Gibson, William Wallace didn't invent "FREEDOM!"
We did when we kicked King George's ass. The reason Europe and Asian have freedom today, is because my grandfathers saved their fucking asses from Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Yamamoto. And those weren't nukes we dropped on Japan, they were semiconductors and fertilizer. Now there are a billion of them with cameras and phones and shit.
Keep talking shit and see if we ever let you in here again. You'll have to go down to the southern border and sneak across with all the Mexicans.

And I wouldn't dare put a firework up my ass, as it might injure your tongue.

(j/k You know I love you, you limey bitch)

SurferWife said...

no, I think YOU are the reason we have those problems.

I told you the nicey nice ended yesterday.

Mrsblogalot said...

Um, I was already to leave a patriotic comment but got a little distracted by the whole firework and tongue injury thing.....

Ahhhh, where else but in America can you express yourself so freely?

Coffeypot said...

Hell yes this is the best country in the world. We even let people like Veggie have an opinion - even if the opinion is coming out of their asses.

God Bless America and those who serve her.

ScoMan said...

Refer to my comment on your last post as to why Australia day is better.

We might not have fireworks, but we do have Australians. And Australians make everything better. Because they're awesome.

Coffeypot said...

I have to agree with ScoMan. I have never met an Auzie who wasn't the coolest fucker around. I blog and FB with some and they are my friends. Others I have met through my Navy org who were there that night we lost 74. Cool all.

adrienzgirl said...

Hey thanks for serving Mo fo!

You're awesome and shit, yo!


Oh...sorry. Happy 4th. Thanks for doing your part. Go blow some shit up!

Alex said...

Happy 4th of July...but yeah Aussies do it better, we are AWESOME. Just saying.

aladdinsane12 said...

is it really called canada day? lame.

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Pssshhhhtttt....if America isn't way more awesomer than everyone else, why do people either love us or hate us with a passion? We're like the Dale Earnhardt of countries. We kick everyone's ass, brag about kicking their asses, and win everything.

Thanks for your ass kicking service my friend. You are awesome.


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