It been awhile since I’ve done one of these posts.
Not cause there hasn’t been any weird news.
I’m just lazy.
Shocker, I know.
But, I do love weird news stories. Yahoo’s Odd News section and their weekly “News Of The Weird” are my favorites.
Real life can be so funny sometimes. Just look around.
Or in the mirror
A female African track athlete has been in the news recently.
She’s such a good runner that competitors and officials are claiming that she’s really a man.
She has been forced to undergo genetic testing in order to continue competing.
I guess pulling her pants down wasn’t good enough.
If she was a dude, you'd know it!
Some old lady in Michigan got a 2 lb box of weed in the mail.
Supposedly by mistake.
I’m guessing the mistake was her thinking cataracts and glacoma were close enough for legal use.
The cops said the return address was bogus and that someone probably planned to snatch it from the lady’s mailbox before she got it.
They shipped it using USPS.
United States Pot Service.
Also, another lady in Austria had to prove to her utility company that she wasn’t really dead.
Evidently, the company MAILED HER A LETTER asking her if she was alive.
“Hello. I got your letter. Enough said!”
How dumb are Austrian companies?
They said they heard from her bank that she had died.
Guess they operate on hearsay over there.
She should have said, “Well, since you’re trusting what my bank says, they also told me that you already received payment for my bill. For the next 6 months!”
Instead, she called, emailed, and faxed the company. And STILL had to go down in person to prove she was alive.
Did they have her picture hanging in the lobby?
A lightening storm in Ohio destroyed a large carved-stone statue of Jesus.
Meanwhile, it completely missed the large Hustler Store Billboard right next door.
No, this does not mean God likes his porn.
Just that he wants a bigger statue.
Or he’s an art critic.