Monday, May 10, 2010

And The Nominees Are...............................

Here are the Nominees for Ed’s Funny Pages 10 Funniest Bloggers of 2010 Award (because I couldn’t come up with a shorter name for the award).

I think I listed all of them. Several were nominated more than once, which they did get extra credit for, but I only listed them once here. They are also listed in no particular order.
http://drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com/
http://www.livitluvit.com/
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
http://barefootfoodie.com/
http://nicoleisbetter.com
http://vivalasvegass.blogspot.com/
http://www.pajamasandcoffee.com/
http://kate-growthspurt.blogspot.com/
http://butterbeanandcobra.blogspot.com/
http://saraswearsalot.blogspot.com/
http://www.2birds1blog.com
http://dufmanno.wordpress.com/
http://domestica79.blogspot.com/
http://thequeenofwtf.blogspot.com/
http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com
http://wereatdadsthatweek.blogspot.com
http://bigdaddycainblog.blogspot.com/
http://saraspelledwithnoh.blogspot.com/
http://otvnonsense.com/
http://andtheniwasamom.com/
http://shedontmakefalseclaims.blogspot.com/
http://zaiusnation.blogspot.com/
http://tinythingsihate.blogspot.com
http://illtellyouanyway.blogspot.com
http://www.hiphophippie.com/
http://brody-ninjafunk.blogspot.com/
http://loungingwithtony.blogspot.com/
http://kcanedo.blogspot.com
http://youknowwhatiallowyoutoknow.blogspot.com/
http://whisperingwriter.blogspot.com/
http://starbucksbreak.com/
http://steammeupkid.blogspot.com/
http://nakedcupcakes.blogspot.com/
http://pat-aviewfromtheedge.blogspot.com
http://tiesupnell.blogspot.com/
http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/

The winners will be announced soon, as I am currently over halfway done visiting each of these.

Just to clear up a few things:

1. The new list will NOT replace the old. If you made the first list, I am not taking you off the Funny Blogger list. You won’t be listed as a 2010 recipient, but rather as a 2009 winner, and moved to my Hall of Funny. Unless you were nominated again. Or unless you stopped being funny and now suck.

2. The judging will be done by me. Again, look up at the title of this blog. However, if you feel particularly strong about one of the bloggers listed above, that goes beyond a simple nomination and borders on your desire to have their blog-babies, you may send me a short essay explaining why this blogger should receive extra consideration, which I will promptly place in my trash bin.

3. How will I judge the winner? Well, first and foremost, they have to make me laugh. (Here’s a little secret: I don’t laugh easily. After years of overexposure to comedy and humor, it takes a lot of stuff or something special to get a REAL laugh from me, and not just a smile, chuckle, or internal “ha-ha”.) I am reading several posts from each blogger just to make sure that I didn’t catch them on an “off day”. Blog layout is also important. I have ADD, and too much other junk going on can distract me if the funny is not right there in your face. Also, 5 paragraphs of joke setup before the punchline will move you to the bottom of the list. GET TO THE POINT! I AIN’T GOT ALL DAY!

Remember, lots of people can be cute, amusing, entertaining, or have humorous moments. BUT, in order to be labeled as a FUNNIEST Blogger of 2010, you got to BRING IT consistently.

Now, everybody go check out the nominees. Most seem pretty good so far.

26 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

So, where do I send the bribe, Ed?

Signed,

anonymous (moooooog)

SurferWife said...

I kinda do want to have blog babies with sara without an h. I've told her this numerous times.

Brutalism said...

It is an honor just to be nominated.

I've never been in such prestigious company before...except for the stint I did in prison, of course.

Thanks!

Brutalism
(aka kcanedo.blogspot.com)

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Damn. I forgot to nominate myself......

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Oh, nevermind.....I just saw the part about being "consistently funny"....that was a deal breaker for me. I've seem to have misplaced my mojo. :(

Coffeypot said...

A few good laughs would do you wonders, I think. Have a goodtime.

adrienzgirl said...

I will go check all these folks out.

Dual Mom said...

Ok I noticed that you're following me. I've been following you forever but whatevs...no hard feelings that you only just now started following me. Then I come and read your list and holy shit my name is on it.

Ummm...but I really need to know who nominated me...so I can sleep with them or something.

BeckEye said...

Steamy has literally made me laugh so hard I came. I mean, cried. Also, she's a Becky. If I can't win or even be nominated for this shit, it's best if another Becky does.

Daffy said...

*raises hand to Dual Mom* I really just wanted her to sleep with me.

*fist pump*

Sara said...

Okay, real funny assholes. Are we going to be creative this year or just do the whole "throwing pig's blood on me right when I'm accepting my award" thing again? It's getting really old, jerks.

The Blue Zoo said...

Cant wait to visit some new blogs!

The Blue Zoo said...

Well, shit. That was a lame comment.

But HELL, I gots stuff to do damn it!!

carissajaded said...

Ahh so many good ones! I would have to say Steamy and HipHipHippie are my two of my faves!

ScoMan said...

It's an honour just being nominated. Especially seeing as I haven't found the funny lately. Except in my last two posts. I owned funny in those posts.

And in my next two, I'm making funny my bitch.

Plus I write quite a bit, which I know you don't like.

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

Ummmm where the eff is MY blog??

Oh.

Wait.

I'm on the Sexy list.

Right?

I better be on the Sexy List!

aladdinsane12 said...

Thanks so much for following! I'll have to check out some of these fools :)

LiLu said...

Are these in order? Does that mean all I have to do is kill Dr. Grumpy to win??

Because I totally wi-

Never mind.

The Queen said...

Daffy.. shut the hell up! I gave you my best cabana boy to keep you busy while this was going on...

Don't listen to Daffy.. bitch is daffy..

I heart your face Daffy! and yes.. Dual Mom rocks cocks! I mean.. Stones Roosters.. yea. that's what I meant....

Crazy Brunette said...

Well shit fire!

Queenie up there posted a 'suck your ass' post to you Ed. So I figured I better come see what the fuck had her in such an uproar!

You're kind of a douche, kind of a rockstar. I'm entertaining the cabana boy they're fighting over right now, I'll be back later.

yournamehere said...

If selected, I won't have to agree to have my likeness used in promotional material, will I?

jeff said...

agreed with Tamara, wheres the sexiest bloggers list?
I would fucking destroy that one.

dufmanno said...

Mother of
God.
I'm on a list that says I'm the best at something?
Well fuck you Mom, and Sister Agnes and all you opressors and lesbians in penguin suits that claimed I'd amount to nothing.
Put that crust of bread in your mouth and CHOKE on it.
Am I allowed to marry a rock star now?

dufmanno said...

Also, don't be blinded by Mooog's brilliance. He's one of those laugh out loud funny guys. I grow on you like fine wine and day old sushi.
He clearly has the advantage in the category of masturbation and penises (or peni?)but my Catholic upbringing caused me to have issues saying the anatomical names for the parts of the body until earlier this year.
That's a bitch of a handicap to have.

hiphophippie.com said...

Whoa whoa whoa! Thank you so much!! I'm steeeeoked.

marymac said...

Dagnabbit! I wish I had found this post before today so that I could sic my social network on you with tons of spammy demands for my victory! Next year?!

;) cheers!

p.s. seriously? i agree with all the Oscar people- it is just nice to be nominated!

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