Ever have one of those days where you think, “Boy, it’s a good thing gas is so expensive. Otherwise, I’d have more money to spend on ammo at Walmart.”?
You ever wonder if the guy who said, “If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade”, owned stock in the juice industry? He obviously never had someone hold him down and pour lemon juice in his eyes. You don’t make profound statements after something like that. That stuff burns. Trust me; I’ve done it several times to the neighbor kids. They make lots of noise, but never say anything I would consider profound.
What about the mattress in the pool prank? Who thought of that? Was it some redneck trying to use it for a pool float? Or maybe they just didn’t understand the concept of what a waterbed was?
When they say, “The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence”, are they taking into account whether there IS a fence? And if there is, what if you’re standing on the fence? I mean, cause then, no matter which way you look, the grass is greener. What if one side has better sun and moisture drainage and therefore IS greener? I forgot what my point was.