Despite the best efforts of The Princess of Sarcasm and Surferwife, and even though my wife tries to PRETEND that I’ve failed the challenge, I am still
Case in point:
<----------That Lovely Blog character created by my Lovely Wife to compliment this Lovely Niceiousity themed challenge.
Awwwww…..look at the cute kitty, and butterflies, and hearts, and rainbows, and flowereyes, and peace sign.
So even if her comments say FAIL, her creative juices say “You are the most handsomest, nicest, friendliest, wonderfullest, kindest to dwarvesiest, and beautifulliest on the insidest person in the world, regardless of what those bitches say.”
Or something like that.
Yes, she may have
1. She is secretly admitting her defeat.
2. She is testing me, to see how committed I am to winning.
3. She wanted to see how long it would take before I started adding “est” to the end of words.
4. She loves me, but still doesn’t want sexy time.
Whatever the reasons, I KNOW she wants me to succeed.
This is all part of her plan of positive reinforcement.
Just like when you beat a dog, but do it in a loving way, like with newspapers and stuff, instead of the usual baseball bat, so that in the long run it won’t do that squaty cowery thing every time you raise your hand, but instead will fetch your beer the FIRST time you ask it.
Just like Pavlov.
It’s science, don’t fight it.
But our case, it’s LOVE.
I’m still a dog though.