Day 3 of the Nice Online Persona Challenge laid* down by my wife
I know a lot of you peeps are disappointed in my new positive disposition.
You come here looking for your daily dose of jackassery, only to have me smack you with fluffy kittens instead.
Well, fear not my pessimistic patrons.
Just like Dexter, my Dark Passenger can be put at bay for only so long.
I shall WIN this happy challenge, which will in turn guarantee me lots of sexy time with the Wife (and her ever elusive respect), and then return to my sarcastic roots.
In the meantime, we should all take this as a learning experience.
May we all become better people with brighter personalities.
Maybe even reach out to those around us.
Even give them a squeeze.
Or a playful smack.
Just don’t leave a mark or HR will get involved.
Or better yet, hug a dwarf…..Or midget……Or little person…..Or vertically challenged human, whatever.
Just DON’T pick them up, cause that pisses them off, and this is about positive experiences.
In the meantime, go over to Travis' and check out my guest post** today.
*At least something is getting laid
**I will try and guest post for anybody, if they ask nicely. THIS INCLUDES YOU HILLBILLY DUHN! Yes, you have to actually ask. These things don’t just appear out of my butt hair. And I am NOT boycotting your blog. I just can’t comment on your blog because of the stupid format of your stupid blog’s comments section.
***Wifey, please don’t count that “stupid” talk against my score.