Seeing how I am the only one even paying attention to this Positivity Challenge anymore, I am therefore declaring myself the WINNER!
You know what that means, Wifey!!! *eyebrow wiggle*
You’re doing the dishes tonight.
I totally made your challenge my bitch.
So In Conclusion:
I will try returning to my funny roots.
However, just like that old card says, “Jesus loves you, even if everybody else thinks you’re an asshole.”
And seriously honey, it’s what’s in my heart that matters, not what’s on my blog.
Besides, everything I post on here is just meant to be funny and make people laugh.
Yes, my humor often involves making fun of other people, BUT I make fun of myself too.
I can’t help it. That’s how my humor is. That’s how my brain works.
If people are offended by what I post here, then either the joke sucked, or they didn’t get it, or they are overly sensitive.
I mean, if you can’t laugh at yourself, then you’re taking life too seriously. (I'm back to addressing all my readers, by the way.)
I know not everybody believes like I do,(i.e. Jews, Hindus,
This always makes me think of Monsters, Inc.
Here they spent all that time trying to collect the screams of little kids to convert into power for their Monster world, only to FINALLY realize in the end, that laughter was more powerful.
I’m reminded of a classic line in a wonderful movie that goes as follows:
“I like to think of Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, because it says I'm formal, but I like to party!”
-Cal Naughton, Jr
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby
Maybe that one doesn’t go, but I’ve been trying to work it into a post for awhile now.