Monday, January 11, 2010

I say mean stuff, people laugh, then I pray for forgiveness.

I was asked to Guest Post over at Chicken Nuggets Of Wisdom, run by the beautiful <----(*shameless ass kissing*) Laura "DiPaola Momma" (or as I like to call her, Bitch NUGGS).

She's turning her "mommy" blog over to the MEN for the month of January, to honor us for our AWESOMENESS that comes with having penises.....err...penisses...err....penii......We have our junk on the outside.

She's calling it MAN-uary, which sounds a little gay, but so far no chippendale's pictures have been posted, so we're still straight.

Anyway, she has a bunch of semi-famous/wannabe famous/usedtobe famous/famous inourownminds guest posters over there this month, so make sure you check them out.

Especially if you're a dude. Or, if you like dudes. But only if you're a chic and like dudes.

I was asked because..........I'm still not sure why. I think it's because me and Laura were both in the Navy at one point, and she likes semen seamen.

Anyway, check it out.


Also, make sure that if you're reading this in Google Reader, you come by and check out my new holiday decorations.


Also Also, I am currently working on a new cartoon and hope to have it up later this week.

31 comments:

Just Another Momma said...

your new cartoon dude rocks! I'm going to have to check out her semen ooops seamen.

hotpants™ said...

I can't get past the 'even illegal Mexican Turd Brown'. Ahahahaha!

Sally-Sal said...

You do make smiles of all colors, bb.

DiPaola Momma said...

Yeah we... me and that Ed dude we're peeps.. that's why he calls me LAURA... um it's Lara Ed.. LAH RAH.. or bitch works. Just don't call me a cheap bitch cuz that I won't take laying down... TMI?

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Hey....is that Muhamed Ali up there? ;)

Tony said...

Haha, diggin' the new layout, and I liked your post over at Chicken Nuggets. Mmmm...chicken nuggets...mmm..MANuary.

After reading that post, I realized that I am the Korean version of you. Almost. I just wasn't born at a clown convention in Vegas.

Coffeypot said...

Ed, I went over and read your stuff. Good job, dude. I posted a loving comment on your behalf. I know the tears of gratitude will flow, but it's okay. I'm worth it.

GingerMandy said...

when referring to the plural form of the word "penis," i prefer to use the term "peen." i believe that's the politically correct terminology.

adrienzgirl said...

I am off to check out your guest post.

June said...

Ed, you funny looking bastard, I thought you had brown eyes with blue skin?

Headed over to check your guest post!

justsomethoughts... said...

is that a new crayola color ?

Daffy said...

I can't help but totally love your balls to the wall attitude toward life and political correctness. I'm sure I'll lose a few followers over that but really...everyone all up in their feelins' is really getting old. You can have jokes and sell funny about everyone else unless you aren't a minority. Which is all relative because I am SO TOTALLY the minority in my everyday life.

Lots of lurv to you for not censoring yourself.

BTW you totally owe me a new monitor. I spit vodka all over it when I saw your new 'you' at the mic

Hissyfits & Halos said...

Penii. LMBO! I love your new look! It suits you! :)

Travis said...

I am thoroughly impressed.

You are one funny sumbitch.

~Kaydee~ said...

yo - I totally had something witty to comment here and then got all damn flustered realizing that it would be my first comment post here and then starting thinking I better make it eff-ing awesome or your devout followers may lynch me or something and now this is the shit you get.

Blame your awesomeness for this one.
It's all very scary.

ScoMan said...

I love a good seamen / semen joke.

The best of all time has to go to The Simpsons though. When they're on the boat and Mr Burns asks Smithers what he thinks of having Marge on board.

"I think women and seamen (semen) don't mix sir"
"We know what you think"

The Blue Zoo said...

MANuary sounds awesome!

However I vote YES on the Chippendales!

Just sayin'.....

The Rambler said...

YOU are all kinds of funny.

NOt looking.

Just haha funny :)

Came by to see you from Chicken Nuggets place.

Great blog!

Alex said...

So yeah, had a snort at semen, seamen. Easily amused.

Moooooog35 said...

Manuary, if I'm not mistaken, is the first month listed in the Richard Simmons Celebrity Calendar.

Hillbilly Duhn said...

WHAT??? No chippendales?? What the hell! And here I thought manuary was gonna have half naked men...no but she just lets em speak. Shame...


LOL, was already there! Hillarious stuff!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Like the new heading...your a man??

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

OMG I am totally cracking up at your new stand up ROFLMAO dammit now I gotta pee!

carissajade said...

Bahahaha I love the heading. Nice work ed. I can always count on you to bring holiday cheer, no matter what the holiday is.

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

an artist too? so impressive

meredith said...

simply because the mere title of your blog makes me laugh... i knew i had to follow

Erin said...

I am heading over right now. Love the whole MANuary concept!

p.s. I am sorry to hear you suffer from SAD & depression, too. We figured out it's not my thyroid, so I suppose it's depression rearing its ugly head again. Which bums me out even more. But thank you so much for your kind comments yesterday, Ed!

jeff said...

edsmith, your decorations never fail to impress. where can i get one like that?

Secretia said...

What is long and hard and full of seamen?







a submarine.

Secretia

Cassie said...

The only thing better than a seaman joke is a illegal Mexican turd brown one.

kys said...

Love the new dude. Manuary sounds a bit like Mammary but that totally doesn't make sense.

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