Wednesday, January 6, 2010

I need your questions for OGOM

Here's your chance to ask the man who knows the man.

Submit questions ASAP for my interview with Old Guy Office Mate.

I plan to film it this afternoon, and post it online tonight.

He's all geared up to do it, and has even been practicing his Cary Grant voice.

However, he wants me to have actual questions to ask him, and the only thing I came up with was "How awesome is it to work with me?"

I won't give away his answer, but it was something about the stars and the moon and retirement not coming quick enough.

Don't delay.

**UPDATE** The interview won't be until tomorrow. OGOM decided he was taking the afternoon off to go play.

30 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

When Ed is scratching his butt, what is your first reaction?

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

How old was he when he got his sex change?

Is Barbara Walters still stalking him?

Does he recommend sniffing white-out before staff meetings?

How long has he had a crush on you?


What's his policy on sexual harassment?

I would also like for you to video the contents of his desk without his prior knowledge. Yes, I want to see what's in his drawers......TWSS. ;)

Travis said...

Dang. Princess there pulled a you and asked 568 questions.

I'm going to go with what is becoming my standard question.

What kind of condoms does/did he use, and why?

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Just trying to be helpful....

Plus...these are things I really want to know.

Noelle said...

if tiger woods were gay, does he think there would be so much publicity about his sexcapades?

Life Laugh Latte said...

I suck at this...and no that is not any kind of sexual reference since I know that is where you and Charisse's mind go. LOVE the rhetorical questions post. Cracked me and my hubs up. That Facebook thing is so true. I go on maybe once a month now. So frustrating! Holly

Jenn said...

1) If you were a hot dog, would you eat you? If so, which condiments would you slather on yourself?

2)If you were trapped in a room, with no food, water, etc., which body part would you gnaw off first and why?

3) When you get angry, are you more likely to punch a baby or stab someone?

4) If you were a rockstar, what would be on your list of demands (ie - I want evian water served at room temperature with green m&m's and a cheese calzone)...

Cassie said...

I can't beat the questions everyone else asked but am waiting with breathless anticipation for your post tomorrow.

Jenn said...

PS:
The list of demands in my example above are NOT actually what I would demand.

I know you would like to know what my demands are, but until you come down here and video interview ME, its top secret.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Please ask him what his daily grroming regimine is.

Daffy said...

I want to know what he thinks of this whole Cougar Craze.

Tony said...

If Hulk Hogan got in a fight with Randy the Ram, who would win, and exactly how would they win?

Also

Have you ever stuck your foot in a vagina?

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

What's something you know about Ed, or something you've seen him doing, that he doesn't know you know?

Amy Gabbard said...

~Do you like your toilet paper roll to be put on with the loose end OVER or UNDER?

~Are you more often suffering from constipation or diarrhea?

~How old were you when you lost your virginity?

~Do you look in other people's medicine cabinets?

~Do you have any back or shoulder hair?

~Do you agree with the stereotype that Brachs butterscotch discs are "old people candy"?

Elizabeth J. Adams said...

Oh my OGOM, what have you gotten yourself into?

and

If you could stand in for anyone of the Rat Pack, who would you be?

kys said...

What was your initial impression of Ed?

WannabeVirginia W. said...

That is going to be a looonggg interview, you've got awesome questions. Including:

When you wipe your ass do you wipe it standing up or sitting down?

Does Ed have hair in his ears?

adrienzgirl said...

Does OMOG know what a bromance is and does he realize he is in a bromance with you?

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I was going to wrap my question around something toilet related, however I've been beatin to that punch. And then I wanted to do something about a sexually related question, but those are filled up too...WTF?

Um, has he ever heard you leave a nasty fart in the bathroom while he listened in and giggled?

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I got a better one. Has he ever scratched his butthole and then sniffed his fingers??

Coffeypot said...

When Ed call you an old man, how come you don't turn around and slap the shit out of him?

Tgoette said...

Inquiring minds want to know:

Would he rather tuna the bubbling handlebars or oatmeal the yellow fisted door knob? (He'll know what you mean.)

Also, ask him if he's ever french kissed a moose, and if so, was it as good as everybody says.

And finally, ask him if he knows the length of his penis in millimeters. And if he has said info on a laminated card in his wallet for emergency personnel.

dogimo said...

If he can do a Cary Grant voice, you want to ask questions that will give him the full run of that style of diction and delivery!

Let me think of one or two. How about "What do you mean by storming in here like this and carrying on so disgracefully? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?"

Back in the day, that counted as one question. But if he tries to weasel out of it all sly like his voicesake, hit him with a "What do you take me forrr?"

Captain Dumbass said...

Dammit! I should have come by earlier.

ScoMan said...

I want to know if he hangin to high five Tiger Woods right now.

Phillipia said...

What were you doing yesterday that was more fun (important) than this interview...

Of course, by the time you get this, Ed, you will probably be asking me what I doing the last couple of days that was more fun than reading/commenting on your blog...'cuz I totally missed the window of opportunity to ask questions...:(

Ed Adams said...

Interview is complete.

I will upload at lunchtime.

Stay tuned.

Lily said...

Since I'm officially "uninspired" this week, I can't come up with a question.

Regardless, here is some personalized, from-me-to-you love coming your way.

Sorry I haven't visited in a while. Life keeps getting in the way of my blog visits.

Apologies (and a feel-up, just for fun)

Jessia said...

I am super pissed I didn't get in a question...damn...

Ed Adams said...

Lily: Ahhh, that feels good.

Jessica: Snooze you loose. We'll probably do another down the road.

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