Why is it:
Considered RUDE to say, “Bite me!” ; but when you try to make it polite and start it with, “Please”, it totally changes the meaning?
Why is it:
That when someone smacks their kid, it’s considered discipline; but when YOU smack their kid, it’s not regarded as being helpful, and occasionally seen as assault?
It takes a village, is all I’m saying.
Why is it:
That after 2 days, my attempts to start the “Bed-Head” fashion tread have yet to be fruitful?
Watch your backs Vidal Sassoon and Mullet-man.
Is it just me:
Or has Facebook become the social network whore?
People just pop on quickly to update their status, or harvest crops, or perform a mafia hit, and then they’re out.
They don’t take the time to read other peoples posts. They don’t accept friend requests. They don’t accept gifts. They don’t want to meet up for sex. They don’t view your Christmas pictures. They don’t want to chat in Facebook IM. They don’t care what your new baby looks like. They don’t want to know how your life is going. They just want you to know about them and who they're dating and what parties they just went too. They just do their business and leave.
Facebook should put a tip jar on the log in screen.
*I'm guilty of all of these*
**Except the meeting for sex thing. I would totally do that, if my wife would actually respond to my IM's**
I found this quote interesting regarding the opening of Dubai’s new half mile high skyscraper:
Greg Sang, Emaar's director of projects, said the Burj Khalifa has "refuge floors" at 25 to 30 story intervals that are more fire resistant and have separate air supplies in case of emergency. Its reinforced concrete structure, he said, makes it stronger than steel-frame skyscrapers.
"A plane won't be able to slice through the Burj like it did through the steel columns of the World Trade Center," he said.
Dubai has not been a target of terrorist attacks or threats that have been made public.
Hmmmmmmm…….planes, NO……but what about cruise missles? <---------Ha! That’s plural!
I have a couple things in the works.
I have a super secret and hopefully awesome guest post coming up soon. I’ll let you know more details as they develop.
Due to popular demand, I am also working on doing a vlog type interview with Old Guy Office Mate.
And, I’m thinking of doing a weekly cartoon, which I might be trying out in the coming days. It should be in a style similar to the commercial I did for Lee.
I want to welcome all the new followers I’ve picked up recently. Just like the fleas on my dog, you keep multiplying and biting her ass.
I’ll try and get around to each of your blogs, but if I miss you, make sure you let me know, as I’m hard of seeing.
Also, check out my New Years Decorations before they're gone. It won't be long now, just like Miley Cyrus’s innocence. <---(Who turns 18 this year. Also, her last song referenced Britney Spears, of the "3" song fame. It's like she's saying, "Bye-Bye Disney, Hello Playboy". Well, almost.)
I plan to change things up each Holiday, but probably won’t because I’m lazy, and suffer from ADHD (Apathetic Douche Handsome Devil).