It will be 13 years of
I’ve been trying to think of what to get my wife.
She deserves some kind of medal.
Unfortunately, I don’t have much money to spend.
See, I’m on an allowance of $20 a week.After
I thought about just making her a medal out of one of my leftover Chuck-E-Cheese tokens.
Then, I realized, she already has ME!
What more could a girl need?
What else could I possibly get the woman who has everything?
*She used to drop hints….like……”I hate you”…..or …..”I want a Divorce”…..or……”I wish you were dead”…………or…………”How about taking a bath once in awhile?”
I know all that is just her way of saying “I love you”.
Yep. I married the love of my life.
It’s just like O.J. said to Nicole, “Does this feel sharp?”
*I’m totally joking. She never said the first 3 of those quotes(to my face). The last quote is a daily anthem.*
My youngest son wrote out a “to-do-list”.
Whatever that is.
It had about 20 things on it.
“Die” was in the middle of the list.
I’m not a “list” expert, but his order seemed a little odd.
He did have death listed before “get married” and “have kids”, so maybe he knows something I don’t.
My oldest son, 10 going on 16, had some artwork chosen for a PTO fundraiser.
They put the kids’ artwork on T-shirts, coffee mugs, calendars, and other overpriced junk in hopes that parents will snatch it up like fake green cards at the border.
Originally, he drew a sweet red sun.
It had a skeleton.
Because everybody knows stellar giants are nothing without a good skeletal support system.
Unfortunately, the art teacher felt it was a little too Columbine, and asked him to redo it.
He drew an ocean scene instead.
But I had my heart set on a red sun skeleton T-shirt.