Unlike the President, I will NOT be pardoning the bird.
In fact, if I was President (lookout Mormons, Gays, and Illegal Immigrants), and they handed me the Turkey to pardon, I would say….”Screw that! This sucker’s a 45 pounder!” .…Then I’d snap it’s neck and say, “Who wants a drumstick?!”
Especially with Teddy Kennedy gone, that just leaves more for everybody else.
So, yeah, my posts have been sporadic.
I’ve been taking it easy (read lazy).
Oh, you’ll still see me around in the comments on other blogs.
I just chose not to follow the “repost-old-stuff-instead-of-writing-something-new” trend.
I figure, if you don’t have anything NEW and FUNNY to say, then just take a nap…At least, that’s my plan.
So far, so good.
And seeing how all the family is coming to my house this weekend, I have been upping my meds ahead of time…….Unfortunately, this does not help the blogging situation.
On a side note: I had my Annual Review at work. I got an OUTSTANDING!
I think this proves that not only am I SUPREMELY AWESOME, but my boss has DEFINITELY been secretly reading My Funny Pages.
Another Side Note: I have finally broken the 100 followers on Blogger barrier. This means that unless I chicken out, my hugely embarrassing TMI post should be coming in the next week or so.
Everybody have a SAFE and Happy Thanksgiving!
It’s not Thanksgiving until Uncle Cliff take a nap on the floor, Julie brings out her “special” dessert, and at least 3 children cry.