This is my 100th post.
I don’t think I’ve ever lasted this long at anything!
I guess stamina increases with age.
Well, certain stamina, anyway.
Sorry honey!.......Perhaps I’ve said too much.
Seriously, a hundred of anything is good.
Be it a hundred dollars, or years of life, or dead
Ok, maybe not everything.
Like if the hundred dollars was how much you lost on the World Series. Stupid Yankees!
Or, if the 100 years was actually a prison sentence.
Or, if the 100 dead terrorists were dead because they blew themselves up in crowded places and took a bunch of innocent people with them.
Or, if the puppies were all rabbinous like Cujo and wanted to gnaw on your Milkbone.
But surely 100 smiles would always be good.
Unless they’re plumbers crack smiles. Then they are only partially good.
What was I talking about originally? <----still thinking about plumbers butts
Oh yes, my 100th post.
I thought about doing a roast like Travis did.
But I’m too lazy for all that.
Besides, you guys always say mean things to me in the comments anyway. So what would be the difference? *cute pouty face*
I also thought, maybe I should just hang up my keyboard.
100 is a good enough number, maybe I should go out on top.
Just like Brett Favre or Michael Jordan.
I would hate to be one of those guys that stick around too long, like Bill Clinton or Mohammed.
Yeah, maybe I should just quit.
Okay, I’m past that already.
You all know my fondness for the word “Ditto”……If not, go there. I’ll wait……..
My buddy, Coffeypot, posted this funny pic the other day, which I am totally stealing, but since I’m giving him credit it’s okay, says me.
I am totally trying this Geniusness next year, even though my neighbors don’t put up lights.
Mine will have to say, “Ditto Over There Somewhere”, though.
I’m also thinking about doing the same with Christmas cards this year.
Every time I get one in the mail, I’ll open it and say “Aww, how nice!”
Then I’ll write “Ditto” inside and mail it back to them.
I’m just doing my part for the polar bears.
I might just reseal the envelope and write “Return to Sender” on the outside.
That saves stamps and ink and money and effort.