I'm an Ass. :O <--fake shocked face
Yep. (_*_) That's me. I'm the guy who says what no one else will because he doesn't care what people think.
My family calls it mean. Bunch of whiners is all they are.
Others call me an ass......I don't mind.........I've heard it so many times, I've embraced it........I'm thinking of having shirts made.........On the front, they'll say........."ASS".......on the back....."YES I AM".......Or maybe they'll just have a big picture of a Butt.........I wonder if they're available in turd brown.
And the crowd says, "No! Say it isn't soooo!"
I can dream can't I.
Hopefully you've made your way around and visited the winners of my funny award. Who ,I might add, just love the new nicknames I've given them. So, make sure to call them by it.
Remember I told you about my fondness for Yahoo's Odd News?
It was right after that part where you said you wanted to....you know....and I said I would but only if.......remember? Wait, maybe that was somebody else....Anyway....
I can't make up stuff this good. Check out some of today's headlines:
Police: Pa. woman put stolen check in church plate
Biting pupil pried from Ohio teacher's arm
Md. driving lesson ends with minivan in bedroom
Neb. woman accused of throwing dog at officer
Police: Pa. man nabbed for DUI used brother's ID
Irish school asks pupils to bring own toilet roll
Bra which doubles as gas mask wins whacky Ig NobelThere's Darwin Award winners in there, I can just feel it.
P.S. Some people missed out on my Funny Award because of minor technicalities. These people are in the running for my Almost Funny Award. Second place is first losers.