Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Tuesday Quickies........

The following was listed as an expense, on an official form used to request a financial hardship waiver of charges owed to the Federal Government, and was submitted to the agency I work for:
$250 a month for "over-the-counter adult men's entertainment."

Unfortunately, this lonely individual will be bored while he uses that $250 to pay his debt to the taxpayers. Waiver DENIED!

I love my job.

Then again, maybe I should approve it. Who knows. Without his regular porn, he might snatch some young girl and keep her locked up in his secret backyard compound for 17 years. What, too soon?

Seriously though, there's been alot of that lately. Sickos hiding kids in a backyard compound, or a secret basement cell, or walking around a mile from their house (all Mormon-like) with a white head covering on.
Let some freak try doing that to one of my kids, I'll find them and eat their heart!.....All Hannibal Lecter style........I'm going teach my kids too..........I'll say, "If someone tries to take you, you better wig out like Serena Williams at a line judge!"
I know they say that sex crimes aren't about sex, but power......I still say we castrate offenders...............See how powerful they feel when they're wearing their jibblets for earrings.
Oh, I know what your thinking. What about female predators?.......I say, you can't rape the willing.......All those boys complaining about their (Hot) female teachers having sex with them......CRAZY!.....Shoot........I wish I had a teacher like that.

12 comments:

Travis said...

It's never too soon. That's real.

I want the brain, I hear they are good with capers.

The Missus is a female predator. She's kept me married for 6 years. I love it.

Ed Adams said...

Travs: Mine has had me captive 14 yrs, and I'm loving every minute.

Also, "over-the-counter Adult men's entertainment", we assumed, referred to porno mags. Now, figuring that most magazines of any type in the US usually sell for less than $10, and most are published on a monthly basis (unless he meant Entertainment Weekly, but I doubt it), that's alot of magazines. I hope for friction's sake, he was buying lube as well. However, I give the boy props for honestly (they say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem) and stamina.

Christina_the_wench said...

There's some real sickos out there. And I mean besides the bloggers...

Big Mama Cass said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree. Let them wear their jibblets as earrings!

Lily said...

"over-the-counter" adult men's entertainment?

Where can I get some "prescription" adult men's entertainment?!?!

(yanno...if I was a dude)

Ed Adams said...

Christina: Was that a shot? You been talking to my wife?

Big Mama: Yes, jibblet earings make the perfect accessory. They would also look good with his bag.

Lily: I wouldn't personally know anything about this. Ahem. I would suggest you speak to your doctor.

Jay Ferris said...

I think it's more the parents of the boys doing the complaining. Specifically the mother, as father and son are too busy high-fiving each other and looking at the pics of her on his cell phone.

adrienzgirl said...

So, I posted a comment earlier and I don't know what happened to it. It was something along the lines of yesterday it was all negativity, today we have moved on to pornography, I can't wait to see what hump day will bring. Man, I hope I didn't post that comment on any of my holy roller friends blogs instead. That would be bad...funny, but it might get me barred from the good Christian blogs sites.

Ed Adams said...

Jay: I think you might be onto something.

adrienzgirl: What you trying to say? My blog ain't Christian? Thanks. You know my minister reads this? I better clean up my act if I'm giving off that bad of a vibe.

Jeney said...

I totally agree with you on the castration thing. Let's get Lorena Bobbit on their asses!

Gotta give that guy props for being honest, though.

Mb said...

Hilarious. "over-the-counter" makes me curious. Could this just be porn? Or perhaps an escort service of sorts? Nah, that would be better called "under-the-counter".

disa said...

I love it ! Very creative ! That's actually really cool Thanks.

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