I'm not in a good mood today. This Monday sucks. Fall is starting. I hate Fall. It's raining. I hate rain. I forgot my caffeine. I hate no caffeine. No bread for my sandwich. I hate naked sandwiches. The squirrel I hit last week is still in the middle of the road. I hate guilt inducing suicidal squirrels who don't bury themselves. My co-worker keeps asking me questions about his personal PC. I hate being mistaken for an 12 yr/old Indian named "John" or "Alex" who works for Dell tech support. Noisy co-workers keep stopping by and asking me to say something funny. I hate punching people on the clock. I had to park really far away because there was no parking spaces. I hate not having a lug wrench to fit all the different sized lug nuts of the cars that were parked closer than mine. The IT guy keeps speeding by my office in his electric wheelchair. I hate that my lug wrench doesn't fit his wheel chair wheels either. The new TV season starts this week. I hate that I have to decide between Heroes/Castle and MNF Colts vs. Dolphins.
Maybe I should have taken a mental health day.