Since guys can stand to pee, our restrooms aren't as crowded and trips aren't as involved as when women go.
When we go, we expect to assume the normal position, as such:
Because urinals USUALLY are installed in ONLY two height ranges. USUALLY!
So, imagine my surprise, when I went in expecting the normal/average height urinal like such...
Only to discover that this establishment had invented a NEW installation height...
Now granted, I'm not the dashingly tall Greek Adonis that I once was.
It's true, I have lost about 4 inches in height since High School.
But I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person to use this restroom only to find the bottom lip of the urinal even with my NIPPLES.
Was I confused? Maybe it's not a urinal. Maybe it's some sort of face washing fixture?
I resisted the temptation to try.
It might not have been as bad, IF this hadn't been the ONLY urinal, AND the toilet was currently occupied.
Thankfully, what God took from me in height, He more than blessed me with *eyebrow waggle* in length, so I didn't need to ask for a step ladder.
I just unrolled my junk, slung it up and over, and started my whiz biz.
That's when things got worse.
The normal spray, splash, or blow-back that might hit your thighs or tops of your shoes at a NORMAL size urinal was now hitting me IN.THE.FACE.
It was like riding a jet-ski into the crest of a wave, repeatedly.
I needed I bib & goggles.
Or a Welder's Mask!
SERIOUSLY, if a restaurant is going to be racist against average height people, they should be required to post the following warning on the door.
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