US Congressman Weiner admits to sending women pictures of his manbits online.
There’s a shocker.
No, not another philandering politician, but a guy named Weiner showing off his schlong.
Dude practically has a porn name.
"Anthony Weiner, playing the part of Pizza Delivery guy 'Tony Weiner'."
Hell, the whole House of Representatives sounds like the cast of a porno.
Speaker of the House, John Boner (Boehner)
Democratic Leader, Nancy Peloosey (Pelosi)
Majority Leader, Eric …..okay, I can’t think of one that rhymes with “Cantor”, and without knowing the street he grew up on, it’s next to impossible to think of an alternative porn name.
Regardless, you see my point.
Capital Hill is basically a VIVID Entertainment production.
Only thing missing is a cameo from Ron Jeremy.
Besides, Weiner is a democrat.
Behavior like that is practically a party requirement.