Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Weiner Gets His In A Jam

US Congressman Weiner admits to sending women pictures of his manbits online.
There’s a shocker.
No, not another philandering politician, but a guy named Weiner showing off his schlong.
Dude practically has a porn name.
"Anthony Weiner, playing the part of Pizza Delivery guy 'Tony Weiner'."
 Hell, the whole House of Representatives sounds like the cast of a porno.
Check it:
Speaker of the House, John Boner (Boehner)
Democratic Leader, Nancy Peloosey (Pelosi)
Majority Leader, Eric …..okay, I can’t think of one that rhymes with  “Cantor”, and without knowing the street he grew up on, it’s next to impossible to think of an alternative porn name.
Regardless, you see my point.
Capital Hill is basically a VIVID Entertainment production.
Only thing missing is a cameo from Ron Jeremy.
Besides, Weiner is a democrat.
Behavior like that is practically a party requirement.

13 comments:

otherworldlyone said...

I love Weiner, but did you hear? Nancy Pelosi doesn't.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

Manter? Panter? I think you are definitely on to something? Want to do a joint project? (hehehe, I said joint.) to give the house/senate leadership their porno names?

Coffeypot said...

Weiner is a Dick.

Mrs. Pickle said...

I am pissed! He promised that he was going to send me a picture of his dick and never did! That fucking weiner!

Henrietta Collins (aka Kage) said...

haha! weiner.

Moooooog35 said...

There's a penis joke in here somewhere I just know it.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Um... Cunter?

*shifty eyes, exits through trap door*

Pat said...

Democrat...Republican, doesn't matter. With a name like "Weiner", you knew he was "headed" for trouble!

Joshua said...

Steam Me Up beat me to the punch on that one. The onl other thing that comes to mind is a weak showing, at best, with Eric Candoher (Can Do Her).

Jewels said...

I'm not at all surprised about a politician...or really anybody sending naughty pictures of themselves. What never stops amazing me though is that everyone who does it is that they assume it will stay private. Why doesn't anyone understand that once you email/text/or otherwise send pictures, voicemails, etc that you no longer control what is done with it!?

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The Blue Zoo said...

I am just seriously confused as to why he would even think someone would WANT a picture of his penis. Men are the only ones who think their penis is something worth looking at.

Barb said...

I'm with The Blue Zoo. They don't call it "bumping uglies" for nothin'!

Momma Fargo said...

I like penis! That just came out wrong....

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