Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Wacky News Wednesday

A homosexual judge’s ruling that Proposition 8 is unconstitutional, was upheld by a Federal Appeals judge.
Proposition 8 is a law, passed by the voters, to ban same sex marriage in the State of California.
The Federal judge said it was NOT a conflict of interest for the openly GAY judge to rule on the case.
In related news, Susan Smith said she thinks Casey Anthony is innocent and misunderstood.

An 11 yr old Ohio girl was shot for playing on her neighbor’s front lawn.
What happen to the days when you broke a neighbor’s window and all you had to do was apologize and pay for a replacement?
Nowadays, you tread on someone’s Bluegrass or Fescue and your ass is getting capped.

A 57 yr old man died while raping a 77 yr old Texas woman.
During the act, the man supposedly stated, “I don’t feel so well”, clearly stating the obvious.
After which, he rolled over and died. (Best sex EVAH?)
This proves YOU DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!
No jury or trial, just instant punishment from God Almighty!

Some deep sea treasure-hunting wackjob is supposedly on a mission to find Osama bin Laden’s watery corpse.
He calls himself a patriot and doesn’t believe the Administration is telling the truth about killing bin Laden and burying him at sea.
Seems kind of silly to spend the reported $1 million to go looking for something you don’t believe is there.
I think the SEALS should help him locate bin Laden.
That way they could put him and his concerns to rest.

Some Catholic church lost the 780 yr old relic of St. Anthony of Padua.
St. Anthony is the patron saint of the Lost and Missing.
And, as it turns out, Irony.

6 comments:

Joshua said...

As a Catholic, that last one was fucking hysterical.

hotpants™ said...

The last one is pretty funny.

Someone shot a kid for playing in their yard? People be crazy.

The Prop 8 thing is going to go round and round and round. If a gay judge rules one way, the straight people will say it's unfair. And vice versa... I'm staying out of that conversation beyond what I just said. Ha!

Mrs. Pickle said...

“I don’t feel so well.” What the hell is wrong with people? And why in the hell would you rape a woman that old? That is disgusting!

Pat said...

Where do you come up with these things? And as for the last one, being a good Catholic girl, they obviously didn't PRAY to St. Anthony to help find the relic. Whenever I lose anything, I say a prayer to him and it works like a charm!

Travis said...

We have some neighbor kids that, as my wife puts it, "look like they've seen the drugs." They keep coming over and stealing my kids' things. It never crossed my mind to actually shoot them. This takes thinking outside the box to a whole new level.

Momma Fargo said...

Sounds like our country is on the right track. Oy.

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