Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Toilet Target Practice Won't Win You A Prize!

Went into a men’s public restroom the other day and saw something unusual, even for a public restroom.

WTF?
Is that a target on the back of the seat?


Upon further inspection (but not too much further because someone had left a runny upper-decker), I discovered that it HAD TO BE some sort of target for the guys to aim at.
It was a painted black dot surrounded by two rings, one light green and one blue.
Guess the janitor got tired of cleaning up after bad aimers and made a bullseye on the seat, figuring if they fell short or missed the mark, they would still end up in the toilet.
I managed to hit the black dot, half expecting some horses to race across the wall until a bell rings.


I wanted a stuffed animal prize.




P.S. While googling "Water Pistol Fair Games", this came up.

Never seen that at the county fair before.

12 comments:

Coffeypot said...

So, do you fill that thing up with warm milk before pulling the trigger? Salt water?

Pat said...

Only YOU would take a picture of shit on a toilet seat! I never know what I will find here!

But, I must say, I DO love that water gun. Is that what it means to be into "water" sports? Hee hee

Suz said...

So why is the target on the seat instead of in the bowl? Is the janitor a woman who already knows what you guys are going to hit anyway?

Greg said...

That's the wrong place to put the bullseye! It's a little high and to the right, but if your tool shoots a little low and to the left you'll hit dead center.

The Blue Zoo said...

Soooo, you hit the "target" which was technically on the seat? Sooo basically you pissed all over the seat?

And you expected a prize?

Hhhmmmm, this must be what my boys are thinking, because they pee all over the place too.

Momma Fargo said...

Ha! You should be glad nothing sprang up out of the toilet like a jack in the box. And somehow I can picture you as the type that would totally try to hot that hole.

Paige said...

god if only they had that on every toilet..

WhisperingWriter said...

Now I want that penis gun.

Joshua said...

You're going to the wrong fair then...

otherworldlyone said...

I will have that gun. Mark my words, Ed.

hotpants™ said...

OMG, penis gun at work... glad I am the master of scrolling down quickly. LOL

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