Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Never Trust Something That Bleeds THIS Much And Doesn't Die.

We recently ordered some items for our outpatient clinics.

One item was some tampon dispensers for the ladies restrooms.
Now, I’m not real familiar with tampons, but…

                            If your riding the white pony that comes out of THIS stable…


                well…….let’s just say you’ve jockeyed a few too many Derby winners.
Seriously ladies!
Flow much?
Geez, what sizes do tampons come in…………..small, medium, and Hoover Dam?


Each box only contains ONE dispenser.
Therefore, each dispenser must be able to hold...... approx 50.......COKE BOTTLE-SIZED tampons.
That guess is just a ballpark.
Much like your nether regions....if you’re able to use whatever comes out of this thing.

17 comments:

otherworldlyone said...

Stay classy, Ed. :)

WhisperingWriter said...

Hahaha!

The Hoover Dam comment made me giggle.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Maybe those tampons are made custom for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan? D'ya ever think of THAT?

Coffeypot said...

If she can wear one of hose big things...then there's not much I can do for her either. It would be kinda like a clapper in a bell.

The Lissst! said...

Let me know if you find someone who can use those. She'd make a great hiding spot for my hide and seek games.

Aimee said...

Like my husband says, "It's like tossing a hot dog down a hallway." Ahem....he doesn't say that about me, though.

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

Holy Crap who is it for? Octomom?

Moooooog35 said...

Sorry, Ed.

Those giant vaginas are my fault.

Jay Ferris said...

I hope you guys give your janitor a sizable bonus each year. That and comprehensive BBP training.

The Blue Zoo said...

Nice. Real nice. lol

Scratch the hostile fay said...

Mwhahahahaha.

Aye,
Scratch

Momma Fargo said...

They are great for gaping bullet hole wounds and any open chest wounds...or maybe that was maxi pads, I forget.

Tiffany said...

just another testament to how women are better...and will never die first.

Libby Marie said...

This is, for sure, the classiest thing I've encountered on the interwebs all day.

Jenny DB said...

I cannot read this post without feeling uncomfortable. And after at least 9 years of this bleeding shit I still can't by my own tampons. I could maybe do a public tampon dispenser.. even of the coke bottle size if that was the alternative to buying them at a store, though, so props to your company for catering to the feminine product challenged.
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Didactic Pirate said...

You know, the 50-Foot-Woman needs to feel fresh too. Maybe they're for her.

SY said...

great, now im selfconscience

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