Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Something About Nothing

Ever have one of those days where all you want to do is nothing?

Wait.

IS doing “nothing” …doing… something?

If so, how would you DO it then?

And how would you describe doing it?

“Nothing” has been described as “THAT which rocks dream about.”

Which makes me wonder….What would you call THAT “nothing” when it rains?

And if doing “nothing” is REALLY nothing, then you say you’re “not doing anything”.

You wouldn’t say “NOT doing nothing”, because that’s a double negative.

Which in Math would make a positive when multiplying, but this isn’t math.

Is it "multiplying" or "timesing"?

Because I say "timesing".

Regardless, everybody knows that negative numbers really stand for nothing.

Geez, Math is still working its way into my conversations.

Nice going Math!

You’re such an asshole!

Anyway…

What was I saying?

Oh yeah.

Nothing.

18 comments:

Kristine said...

You're like the Seinfeld of the blogosphere.

Momma Fargo said...

I like much to do about nothing. Funny post.

SurferWife said...

My head hurts now. The only thing I understood in this mess of words was timesing.

Because yes. The correct term is timesing.

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

I'd leave a clever comment, but nothing can top that post...

Annah said...

I have those days almost every day, but especially today. The only day in the history of days when I remember doing "nothing" was a Sunday I took to just watch movies, cook, sit on the floor with my dogs and eat cookies and just be. But I guess that is doing "something". I liked that kind of nothing, it was f*cking marvelous. LOVED YOUR POST

The Blue Zoo said...

Just came to see you're doing nothing. Glad I didnt miss anything! =)

adrienzgirl said...

I'm pretty sure that do nothing isn't doing something. If you were doing something, it would be something and not nothing. But, when are we really doing nothing?

Hey, maybe you should find a hot blonde and nickname her "Nothing!" That would be something! That would be like really DOING "NOTHING", ya know?

That One Mom said...

ummmm, yeah, what he said...

Coffeypot said...

I do nothing all the time, and I can tell you it is never done and very tiring. I have to rest several times a day from doing nothing and I didn't finish. I have to do nothing again tomorrow to get caught up.

Alicia said...

hmm i have nothing to say about this....wait...so does that mean i just said something???

ScoMan said...

Hooray for Math!

It's taking over blogs one by one.. the way it likes to take over blogs.. with numbers.

The Demigoddess said...

This post took me back to my school days when Math was my enemy. Nice going! Now I have to relive those past traumatic experiences.

I hate Math but I heart you.

♥Georgie♥ said...

YOU crack me up!!!! now help me pick up my shells...
=)

Mrsblogalot said...

Math always gave me hives...especially the timesing stuff.

Math is definitely King Ass.

aladdinsane12 said...

damn your logic! and you're a "timesing" person? why don't you just start saying "plusing" and "minusing" while you're at it? hippie.

The Office Scribe said...

Hey, I thought you said your posts were about quality?

J/K - But as the talking Barbie said "Math is Hard"

Annabelle said...

"Doing nothing" for me pretty much always involves excessive amounts of food and my Macbook. So yeah, it's pretty much "something", but nothing worth talking about.

Too late.

Pat said...

You lost me at line 10 when you mentioned that four letter word "MATH". But I DO know that 2 negatives somehow magically turn into a positive, kind of like two wrongs don't make a right. No. wait. that would be wrong. Now I'm confused. Now you know why I barely made it through math. That and I didn't get glasses till 8th grade so I didn't see the board.

I AM good at doing nothing, though.

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