Some people say, “Imitation is the best form of flattery.”
I prefer the version offered by Jim Carrey: “Imitation is the best form of plagiarism.”
First, Scoman and Princess of Sarcasm steal my STICKMAN concept.
Adrienzgirl copies my idea of asking stupid questions that no one really gives a flip about.
This, from a supposed “friend”.
Et tu, brute?*
At least the first two violators gave me some credit.
My lawyers will be contacting you soon, Ms. Think Tank Momma.
Regardless, I am throwing out another idea that I am sure someone will “borrow”.
FYI: Tree huggers do not take their jobs seriously. You never hear of one dying in a forest fire.
FYI: Fingernails do not make good building materials. AND are a bitch to hammer when actually trying to.
FYI: Wednesday is not called Hump Day for the reasons you think. It is not a license to hump the leg of every female you pass by at work. (At least according to the nice people in HR, who think they know everything. Next, they’ll tell me “TGI Friday” doesn’t really stand for “Touch, Grab, & Intercourse Friday.”)
FYI: Telling your boss you are really bi-racial, because you are black from the waist down, might be considered sexual harassment.
FYI(Guys): When the doctor says he wants to check your PSA, he doesn’t mean Public Service Announcement.
FYI: Not every guy who comes to your house wearing a brown shirt and driving a truck works for UPS. Sometimes garbage men wear brown shirts. And sometimes your packages end up at the dump.
FYI: When a retiring coworker jokes that the next time you see them will most likely be at their funeral, it might be taken the wrong way if you reply, “I hope to see you soon then.”
*I might have just copied using latin-y type words in a post from Vita Brevis. (SEE BRANDEE! That’s how you give proper credit!)
P.S. Stay tuned for Old Guy Office Mate special farewell retirement vlogging.