Shouldn’t a guys underwear be called a ballpark?
Ever wonder why you never see a Mexican working at Borders?
Ever wonder why it’s called a Drive-in when you aren’t actually going in? Shouldn’t it be called what it is? If you are watching a movie outside, shouldn't it be called a “watch-out”? If you are eating outside the resturant, shouldn't it be called an “eat-out”? Or a “foreplay”? That would probably work for the movie also.
Does breast milk count as fast food? Sounds like a Happy Meal to me.
Shouldn’t Jiffy Lube be required to sell K-Y?
Doesn’t “microwave” sound like something that happens in a stadium full of midgets?
Shouldn’t “birthday” only apply to the very first one, and all the others be called “You’re Still Alive Day!”?
Why is there a subtraction button on an adding machine?