Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Funnies: More Crazy Questions And Crap

Shouldn’t a guys underwear be called a ballpark?

Ever wonder why you never see a Mexican working at Borders?

Ever wonder why it’s called a Drive-in when you aren’t actually going in? Shouldn’t it be called what it is? If you are watching a movie outside, shouldn't it be called a “watch-out”? If you are eating outside the resturant, shouldn't it be called an “eat-out”? Or a “foreplay”? That would probably work for the movie also.

Does breast milk count as fast food? Sounds like a Happy Meal to me.

Shouldn’t Jiffy Lube be required to sell K-Y?

Doesn’t “microwave” sound like something that happens in a stadium full of midgets?

Shouldn’t “birthday” only apply to the very first one, and all the others be called “You’re Still Alive Day!”?

Why is there a subtraction button on an adding machine?

17 comments:

girlloveshockey said...

I'm totally going to be an ass and throw my husband a "yay you're still alive party" on his birthday :D

Moooooog35 said...

A Mexican working at Borders?

How about just a Mexican working in general?

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Re: the Jiffy Lube one - yes they should, for you at least. Since a jiffy is all you need. Your mama told me.

The Blue Zoo said...

I love that "Yay! Youre still alive!" party idea. I think I'll do that for my dad!

The girl with the flour in her hair said...

Definitely some valid points made here. You're obviously a very deep thinker...

SurferWife said...

Hahaha! I like the midget microwave. I need to see that now.

Coffeypot said...

We called the Drive-In the Finger Bowl.

Pat said...

You obviously have too much time on your hands OR you needed to take a BIG crap this morning and had to sit for a long time!

Re: microwave - (VERY FUNNY, BTW) The PC for this would be stadium full of LITTLE PEOPLE, but seeing how you made that mexican comment, you're a hopeless cause anyway so forget it!

re: guys underwear called a ballpark? Yeah, a MUDDY ballpark

ScoMan said...

There is a subtraction button on an adding machine for people who are inefficient and choose to do all their adding by using double negatives.

*BOOM* Math joke!

Erin said...

I always cringe when I pass a Jiffy Lube....

Momma Fargo said...

Drive-in is what the guys do during the movie in the back seat. Ugh...I just stooped to a new level.

Are you even old enough to remember Drive-In movies? :)

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

lmao at the midget wave =D

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I am soooo gonna tell the hubs I don't like to see streaks of poo in his ballparks. That he should take the time to wipe the field sufficiently before going forth with the game. LOL!

Daffy said...

I laughed out loud at the microwave. I swear....if I ever were to eat or drink around you you'd have to keep your mouth shut. It would likely be the death of me to be snorting while attempting to ingest solids and liquids.

mepsipax said...

Wow Ed, the microwave was awesome.

Annabelle said...

I agree with Erin. "Jiffy Lube" makes me uncomfortable.

aladdinsane12 said...

when i was a kid, i used to giggle every time i passed a "lube" place.

ok, OK! i still do.

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