How Do You Say "Greencard" In Mexicanese?

Why are there ALWAYS Mexicans working in the kitchen at the freakin’ Chinese Buffet?

I know Mexicans are everywhere, but SERIOUSLY?!

I mean first, they were coming here stealing our jobs…….NOW they are even stealing other immigrants jobs.

Geez.

I’ve never seen Chinese people working at a Mexican restaurant.

Why?

Cause Mexicans are racist, that’s why.

Seriously though, every Chinese buffet I go to anymore, it’s like a dang mariachi band in the kitchen.

And how “authentic” is the Lo Mein when Juan is cooking it?

I went to the CHINESE buffet because I wanted CHINESE…….NOT Sweet & Sour Taco.

And why, WHY, why are there French Fries on a CHINESE buffet spread?

What is this?.... A UN buffet?

See, THAT is what happens when you let Jesus behind the Wok.