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Plus, he promised me money & hooke….umm…..stuff.
When a lady from my church mentioned something about my blog the other day, I figured it was time for me to do another disclaimer post since I obviously have no idea who reads me.
Plus, I have added a bunch of new followers since I did my last one.
So here it is…
Everything you read here is meant for Entertainment purposes only. Life is too serious to take seriously. Do not read into the things you read here. I am not a racist, bigot, sexist, hater, or other bad guy stuff. Although, I have played one on TV.
I merely try to find and point out the humor in everything. Regardless of the topic. Whether taboo or a socially sensitive area, nothing is off limits. My attempted humor knows no bounds. In fact, I am more likely to poke fun of a subject that people are particularly touchy about, because I think that is a better way of dealing with those delicate areas than pretending they don’t exist.
If you can’t laugh at something like that, then you shouldn’t be here. Crawl back in your hole of political correctness and denial. Ignorance is bliss. And funny. We’ll laugh at you once you’re gone.
I am a former sailor, so sometimes I use language that isn’t kid friendly, unless your kids talk like sailors and then you should be ashamed of yourself for being a failure as a parent.
I have been called a meanie, a jerk, an A-hole, and a meanie jerkhole. People say I am immature, juvenile, and disgusting. I wear those labels with honor, because I care not what people think of me personally, as long as they laugh. Plus, I’m rubber. So there! FACE! Takes one to know one! SUCKA!
If I offend you, or if something you read here makes you angry, that is your problem and not mine. I never told you to put that stick up your butt. And if I did, I was probably kidding.
Now that that’s out of the way, I hope to have a real post up later today. Maybe tomorrow. Whichever comes first.