Tuesday, March 16, 2010

These Dumb Kids Nowadays Are A Bunch Of Thieves!

I got in a little hot water a few months back with an old classmate, for making fun of her for using the word “Bogus” on Facebook.

I don’t remember what I was talking about, probably something Earth Changing.

But she responded with, "something, something, something, girl nonsense, something, blah, blah, blah", and then it happened.

She dropped the “Bogus” Bomb.

I was like, “Hahaha, you said 'Bogus', which would be totally appropriate if this was still 1989 to 1993.”

She didn’t appreciate my comments, as most people don’t.

She went on and on and on to inform me that “blah blah blah (I lost consciousness at this point but eventually came to and still didn’t care what she was saying because my comment was funny.)

Basically, her feelings got hurt. Which commonly happens when I am around people.

Just ask my kids? Bunch of tender hearted cry babies that they are.

Scratch that… "Those witnesses are bias, Your Honor!….AND the little one is a milk addict and therefore unfit to testify!”

Anyway, my former classmate (who I might add, hasn’t talked to me since---go figure) was trying to tell me that she works in a school and “bogus” has made a comeback.

Seems the kids in this generation are as big of thieves as the kids in my generation were.

First, they steal our styles (I thought I saw parachute pants at the mall the other day! Seriously?), and now they are stealing our words?

Unbelievable!

Anyword,

After yesterdays post, I remembered this Facebook thing. AND it got me thinking of three things:

1. I hope they bring back the mullet and tight-rolled jeans/shorts (SWEETNESS!)
2. I wonder what other words they are stealing from us.
3. And, I wonder what ones they are missing out on.

This post deals with number 3.

I hear kids, especially my 11 yr old & his friends, saying, “No offense, BUT…”, which they follow with the bluntest crap you should never say to someone.

UNLESS…


You do like my generation did, and follow the bluntness/cruelness/offensiveness/meannest words or actions with….


“PSYCH!”

Yes, “Psych!” made it like it never happened.

It was the best!

It would totally work with my 6 yr old & his friends too, who also say mean crap but follow it with, “It’s opposites day!”

Come on!

It takes WAY LESS effort and fewer words to say “PSYCH!”, than either of those.

Just think what they could save on texting alone.

Work SMARTER, not HARDER!

Not only are these kids nowadays thieves, but they are dumb thieves.

My generation may have been thieves and lazy, but at least we had the “working smarter” thing down.



P.S. I Still Love You Bogus Andrea...................PSYCH!....hahahahahahaha

33 comments:

Just Another Momma said...

This is bogus! LMAO

MJenks said...

bogus...boga...bogum...

carissa said...

"Dude your face totally is bogus." Not yours. I just think I'll combine My favorite saying with "Bogus" but you really can't say "bogus" without putting "totally" in front of it can you?

Momma Fargo said...

Great post...PSYCH!

I use Psych at work and no one gets it...

foxy said...

What about 'NOT'?? Used in the same cool way as psyche...

You're pretty/smart/funny... NOT.

khelsaoe said...

Love the 'toon at the end.

Nancy C said...

Bitchy little girls used to say, "Just kidding!" after telling a "friend" they were fat, ugly, had a big nose, or would die alone.

Not that I have any experience with this.

Tony said...

A few years ago, I remember saying "Man, that's gnarly!"

And if Mullets come back in style...I may have to get one. Captain Planet style.

Terry said...

Ahhhhahahahha! Love it...seriously...not gonna say "psych!!" cuz every one else did!! I'm am so not a follower..I mean a follower of people...but yes, I am a follower of your blog...shit, rambling again. That's bogus...

Cassie said...

Wait. When did it become inappropriate to say psych!?

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

You know which one I loved? When you schooled someone and then covered your face with your palm and screamed, 'FACE!!' or 'BURN!'

Pretty sure I am going to do that to someone today. Even if it is only to the dog.

And you can make fun of me without hurting my feelings anytime. That alone is pretty much the only reason I like you at all.

Alison said...

At Christmas I took my kids way back in time with Biil and Ted videos as a gift....the boys absolutely love watching that Bogus crap

adrienzgirl said...

Bogus and Psyche are fine.

If Grody to the Max comes back, or Like Gag me with a Spoon? We will need some serious help!

June said...

Plenty of mullets in these here parts...especially the further you go up north.

Love the cartoon - that is totally awesome dude.

Daffy said...

Dude...That's SO BATHTUB has totally replaced Bogus....

I work in a school...I know these things...

Crispy - yes
Dusty - yes
Boss - yes
bogus - NO

Kiera said...

dude. no if ands or buts. I love bogus and psych always and forever and will NEVER stop using them.

Andrea's got to get a life or a new dose of hormones, though

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Well, Andrea probably realizes she sounds silly saying "bogus", but doesn't want to admit it on Facebook because that wouldn't be too coolio, or rad.

And I SO remember "psych"ing people, and loving every minute of it. Kids these days don't have a clue how to have fun. They're so bogus.

Vic said...

She made that up - 'bogus' is still totally bogus.

And here the girls say "Not trying to be MEAN or anything", just before they annihilate someone.

♥Georgie♥ said...

the mullet srsly?

Captain Dumbass said...

Psych and bogus... it's like I've been transported back in time.

powachair said...

Dude, I so remember the NOT more than psych and bogus

Jules said...

Yes - bring back 'Psych' AND the mullet IN THE SAME YEAR!!!!!

Moooooog35 said...

I think you're confusing 'psych' with 'assault and battery.'

You're welcome.

kate said...

My favorite came from this total snatch (no offense) of a girl who used to start every sentence with "I don't mean to be a bitch, but ."

It is now my personal goal to use "psych" at least three times today.

Sally-Sal said...

The mullet is the el camino of the car world.

BeckEye said...

The '80s are completely back in Pittsburgh. In fact, I don't think they ever left.

Aleta said...

Not that mullet... please, anything but the mullet... and the big hair for women - YIKES! We looked more like poodles than people!

Tracie said...

I hate to burst your bubble but here in KY the mullet and tight rolled jeans never went out of style. Unfortunately, that isn't a PSYCH.

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

My friend just wrote SIKE in an email the other day. Being the smarty pants know-it-all that I am, I had to correct her spelling to PSYCH. I can't tell you how impressed I am that YOU knew the correct way. And you are correct, PSYCH is the best all purpose word ever!!!

The Blue Zoo said...

I seriously cant believe she went on and on about her feelings being hurt over such a silly thing. What a nerd.

I love using words like bogus, and awesome possum, and sometimes when things piss me off I say son-of-a-biscuit!

hotpants™ said...

I think she's full of shit. I don't know any kids that are saying bogus. Dude, however, has not gone out of style. I should know. I say it ALL THE TIME!

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

Kim@SoManyKids said...

Ohhh man, I love Psych... and I still use it. Mostly to piss of my husband.

Aimee said...

Flicted. I'm bringin' it back.

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