Thursday, October 1, 2009

TMI Thursday: She got more than she paid for....

Alright TMI'ers. It's that time again, according to LiLu. If you're new to TMI Thursday's, pop over there with that link and check out all that other sick, twisted, or embarrassing stuff.

Since I wasted a perfectly good TMI story yesterday, I'm going to make this one quick.

Also, because I am hitting a TMI mental block, and because She asked me and she doesn't have a blog of her own, Amy G. will be a guest TMI poster in the next few Thursday's. Hopefully.
Amy G. is a friend and old classmate of mine who assures me she has some funny TMI's to share. Hopefully.
I'll be back if Amy chicken out, or when my mental fog clears.

Now.......

I don't remember the specifics.......if I was there.......if it was a story that was told to me by a physician I worked for.........but I remember that it DID happen.....and IS true........

Old lady.....probably late 80's......early 90's even.......is brought in by her family because she has been having burning with urination........Sounds simple..........UTI, right?............WRONG!.........Doc starts reviewing symptoms with granny...........Turns out she has also been having vaginal discharge........not normal for a postmenopausal woman of her advanced age......especially since it was pusy drainage.....(That's PUS.....just one S......Pervs)......anyway, doc does exam......runs tests........becomes very confused because grandma's not sexually active..........but sure enough, Grandma's got the Clap!.....How did this sweet old lady get Gonorrhea, you ask?......Good question......That was everybody elses question too.......She was widowed......lived at home......wasn't raped..........
Turns out Grandma had been shopping with some friends and picked up something she was told was a muscle massager, which she found other uses for...........Did I mention they were Rummage Shopping?......

Moral of the story.........Don't buy second-hand Vibrators........but if you do.....at least wash them before you use them.

16 comments:

Ed Adams said...

Update: This just in......

Turns out this DID happen to a Doctor friend I worked for....He follows my blog and emailed me to confirm it......I originally heard this story from him.....It happened to him during his residency in Chicago.

LiLu said...

Oh, GROSS. And with her weakened immune system, no less.

Hillbilly Duhn said...

Um, ack! Gross. Who would actually buy a used vibrator. If I would see one at a garage sale, I would look up at the owner and giggle and walk.away. WALK AWAY! Who in the right mind sell used sexy praphenalia? Diseased even? For unexpected old ladies to find and use. **Shudder**

Daffy said...

OH.MY.GAWD! WHO the hell buys second hand dildos? Seriously? Even in this economy... seems like she could just lean against the dryer or something. GAAAWD. Shudder...

floreta said...

omg ewwwwwww..

hahaha pusy.

Jeney said...

Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew!

Deborah said...

Now that is disgusting..GROSS

Amy Gabbard said...

Gear up for next Thursday-I am NOT chickening out! :)

adrienzgirl said...

You my friend are one sick puppy! I love it!

Sick, just down right, roll in the mud, play with the pigs, nasty two week old crusty nunderwears, SICK!

Jessica said...

all I can say is wow . . . :o)

Jay Ferris said...

Fucking. Foul.

I love it!

The Bare Essentials Today said...

Ewww...who would ever buy a used vibrator? And she's like 80 something...I mean good for her and all but even without all the pusy discharge, just ewww.

Hänni said...

Wow, sounds like granny got a little more than she bargained for. Nasty!

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

Um yeah that is not right!

Hey I need your opinion on the post I just put up!

I need man replies, haha

mylittlebecky said...

oh GOD that's the worst thing EVER! EVER! yecccch!

Sebastian said...

Gack...

Poor granny :(

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