Monday, October 5, 2009

Monday's are Funday's.........(cough)

I was sick all weekend (THANKS BABY!), so I never got around to posting Saturday Snippets....


Too Bad!


They're optional!


Did I mention my sweet & precious 15 mth old baby gave me her nasty straight-from-the-depths-of-hell cold?


So, my weekend consisted of me sneezing, cough, and laying around.


I did make it out of the house on Saturday to accompany the family to the Mississinewa Battle of 1812 re-enactment thingy.........What can I say......The smell of black powder from the canons and musket guns, mingled with the aroma of meat pies cooked over wood fires, sprinkled with the stinch of the port-o-pots used by a thousand strangers........Thank God (AND THE BABY!) that my olfactory sense had left town for the weekend.........Also, seeing all those people in period dress, I realized I was the coolest person there.........We got flashed by some dancing dude in a kilt......FYI Kilt Dude: Cold Weather and Commando Kilt Wearing don't earn you brownie points with the ladies..(shrinkage)...Just sayin'...Of course, wearing a kilt is basically like wearing a dress, so maybe you weren't out to impress the LADIES...........I practically died 3 times while pushing the stroller up a hill (DOUBLE THANKS BABY!)..........fun times!


Sunday was COLTS day!.......I had the pleasure of taking my mom to the Colts vs. Seahawks game........Colts won!......I almost died 3 times from all the walking and steps (THANKS AGAIN BABY!).......Still had fun, despite the whole not being able to breath thing......


And....


It was Breast Cancer Awareness Day around the NFL.

Now....I'm not much of a "boob" man....I'm mean yeah, they're great and all......But, unless you're an infant, they're kind of useless.....However, I'm not much of an ear man either, but that doesn't mean I want to see people walking around all Van Gogh-like......So, I support this cause......It's important.....It saves womens lives.......I like women......I know a few........They are nice people.......They look good with their boobs........

If you watched any NFL coverage at all this weekend, you had to have seen all the pink....They were handing out the ribbons as we entered the stadium.....The players had pink shoes, or pink wristbands, or armbands, or towels, or pink patches on their uniforms.......kind of like Suicidebomber Barbie blew herself up in their locker room.

The cheerleader's were of course wearing pink shirts......But I got to thinking.......Wouldn't it raise more Breast Cancer awareness if they just went topless?..........I mentioned this idea to the guy in the seat next to me....He seemed in favor of the idea.........Then I thought, maybe they could even have some breast cancer survivors join them for some cheers........topless......sort of a before and after.........They could have raised millions!

Save the Taa-taas!

(Disclaimer: If you didn't find this post funny, I'm pretty sure it's because I sneezed out or coughed up my funny this weekend. If you find it on the ground covered in a sticky green goo, FOR GODSAKES DON'T TOUCH IT!, but call me.)

12 comments:

Elizabeth J. Adams said...

I LOVE YOU!!! ---"they look good with their boobs"...fear not, your funny bone it still quite in tact, even if covered in sticky green goo

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

LMAO at "Suicidebomber Barbie blew herself up in their locker room..."

Oh that vision just made my day! I had some mean lady call me all sorts of things and I got kind of pissed and wrote about her. But this made my Monday better!

Thanks Ed - you still got it - snot and all! :)

Jeney said...

Suicidebomber Barbie? I wish I would have thought of that for my Barbie Modification Project in undergrad. Damnit!

Travis said...

I less than 3 boobs. That's real.

Ed Adams said...

Elizabeth: Thanks my love!

Cheesecake: Glad I could help. Although, death by pink doesn't sound so bad.

Jeney: Sorry I couldn't help sooner. I totally own that though, so don't steal it. Ha!

Travis: What? 1 less than 3?

adrienzgirl said...

I hate Barbie. I hate pink. But, I love my boobs, so thanks NFL! That is all! :D

Sally-Sal said...

Nothing like the smell of cordite to brighten up a weekend.

Alison said...

I have to say if the whole thing was to raise money my hubby would have paid to see topless cheerleaders out there jumping around!!

Travis said...

I less than 3.

I <3 boobs.

I heart boobs.

And touching them.

Sebastian said...

While you're on the topic of spellcheckers and proof reading...

It should be 'Mondays are Fundays'.

Sorry... does that make me an ass?

Ed Adams said...

Sebastian: You're totally right. About the spelling, not the ass thing. Besides, who better to teach me the King's English than a Brit.

Sebastian said...

Jolly good show!

Tea and crumpets ol' chap?

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