Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Wednesday's Thoughts, Lessons, and "Would You Rather".......

I'm not buying stamps anymore. That's a racket. I just gonna make the return address the same as the one I'm sending it too.

Today, I learned that honey NEVER goes bad (actually my wife looked it up). Evidently, scientists have identified it as the only food source that never expires. Here I was thinking that it was Twinkies.

Here's my Wednesday "Would You Rather?"

Would you rather be the Duggar's Mom?......birthing, feeding, raising, and caring for 19 kids
Would you rather be one of the Duggar kids?.......being just a number, sharing everything, splitting any inheritance 18 other ways.

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze....I'll never look at Jennifer Grey's new nose again without hearing you call her "Baby".


CK Lunchbox said...

Wanna have some fun? Gather up all those credit card offers you get and then mix up the replies. Take the Master Card and send it back to them using the Visa form (don't actually fill it out) and visa versa. That no postage necessary costs them money.

And I'd rather be... dead in a ditch. A couple tiny hemrrhoids make me cry, so passing a bowling ball out my wazzoo is out, and I only got 5 kids and they drive me nuts.

Ironically, my sister lives near the Duggars and almost bought a car off the oldest child - he's an automobile salesman. She said he has this 1000-yard stare about him.

DiPaola Momma said...

you silly wahbit! Honey is for bees... have you NOT been subjected to The Bee Movie? If you haven't I'll be HAPPY to send your our copy, gratis!

Duggars.. um wack jobs that scored big getting PAID (cuz you know a tv show pays right?) to have more and more kids.. or just a couple of crazy kids that have never met a Trojan they LIKED?... dicuss

And um don't think you're off the hook for that snarky little "is it Friday" comment bub, I'm bigger than you!

Ed Adams said...

CK: Great tip. Thanks. Oh, did I mention I work at VISA and we're sending over a squad car?

Good, cause I'd be lying.

Lara: I have seen the movie enough to wish my eyeballs were eaten by Bee larva. Thanks for reminding me of those hours I'll never get back.

I was wondering if you caught my jab.

adrienzgirl said...

You didn't give an option for adoption, but if I had that many kids, or was one of the masses, I would choose adoption! Damn dude!

Did you know that if you buy local honey that it helps with allergies? That's right folks, my allergist told me so. ;)

BTW-I stopped by to see who you are cause you comment on all the blogs I follow. I am blog-stalkin' you now too!

The Demigoddess said...

My honey went bad after a while.

Oh, you were referring to honey from the bees?

I think I'd rather be a Duggar kid. Shooting kids from vajayjay? No thanks.

Maxie said...

definitely the kid. then i could just move out and be estranged from the family. sounds amazing.

Anonymous said...

I love it ! Very creative ! That's actually really cool Thanks.


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